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orchard heatered adj. You are drunk and attempting to warm each fallen apple individually before winter. Temarcus became orchard heatered and carried the patio lamp towards every apple in turn. orchard housed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake the conservatory for a fruit-growing enterprise. Sisco got orchard housed and began regulating the conservatory temperature for imaginary peaches.
orcharded (/ˈɔː.tʃədd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to plant a fruit tree in the nearest patch of ground and call it long-term planning. Amrom got orcharded and marked out an apple grove beside the taxi rank. orchardered adj. Having drunk enough to run the beer garden as though it were a private orchard. orchardfuled adj. Of a drinker: convinced the room contains enough people to fill a whole fruit-growing estate. Shykerria went orchardfuled and greeted every coat as though it belonged to a guest. orchardgrassed adj. You are drunk and spreading through the beer garden in long, untidy green strands. orchardinged adj. Of a drinker: cultivating fruit trees in conversation, with little evidence of owning land. orchardisted adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself keeper of every apple tree within sight. Jahari became orchardisted and inspected the pub garden for blight. orchardmanned adj. Describing a drinker who tends an invisible orchard with sturdy, unnecessary seriousness. Larri went orchardmanned and spent half an hour staking the pub's umbrella. orchated adj. Still drunk, and treating every beer garden shrub as a promising crop. orched adj. Reduced by drink to a single, noisy instrument in an otherwise quiet conversation. Yalexa was orched, contributing one loud note whenever the pub fell silent. orchellaed adj. A drinker who has turned the evening a deep purplish red and is pleased with the result. orchelled adj. Drunk enough to involve the whole company in identifying a lichen no one had noticed. Jacoblee became orchelled and summoned Duaa to inspect a purple mark on the wall. orcheoceled adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor swelling becomes the evening's principal medical consultation. orchesised adj. The state of being drunk and dancing wherever the bar happens to leave a clear space. Caedance was orchesised, dancing beside the optics with admirable commitment.
orchesographied adj. The condition of a drinker who annotates each unsteady movement with its accompanying pub music.