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orchestrinaed adj. The drunkenness of one who sounds like an entire orchestra until asked to open a jar. Desaray became orchestrinaed and reproduced the pub’s full musical programme by herself. orchestrioned adj. Reduced by drink to an automatic one-person band, repeating the same chorus whenever anyone enters. orcheted adj. Softened by drink into an orchard, with every conversation bearing fruit and none of it edible. orchialgiaed (/ˌɔː(ɹ)kiˈaldʒəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a complaint of classical intensity, directed at the nearest hard-backed chair. orchid beed adj. Having drunk enough to approach strangers with the purposeful hovering and iridescent confidence of a tropical bee. Kenyotta went orchid beed and sampled every conversation near the bar. orchid treed adj. Emboldened by drink to flower dramatically in public and mistake the garden centre for an audience. orchidalgiaed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a man composing a dignified complaint about his chair. Chereen went orchidalgiaed and took three minutes to sit down beside Fuquan. orchidariumed adj. Drunk and cultivating a private conservatory of delicate opinions, chiefly beside the pub’s toilets. Latrivia became orchidariumed and arranged the hand dryers according to floral temperament. orchideaed adj. Drunk to the point where every slightly unusual flower receives a ceremonial introduction. Zynab was orchideaed, ceremonially introducing the slightly unusual houseplant to the washing-up. orchidectomied adj. Drunk past the point of treating a minor inconvenience as a surgical intervention. Blanchard went orchidectomied and proposed an operation on the stuck zip. orchidectomisted adj. Drunk enough to undertake delicate professional work, beginning with the removal of a grape from a bowl. orchided (/ˈɔː.kɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a delicate bloom, requiring support from the nearest wall. Ellie-may grew orchided and leaned gracefully against the refrigerator. orchideologied adj. Drunk to a degree that the study of orchids seems a suitable subject for a kitchen-floor lecture. Nicki went orchideologied and lectured Almond on petals until the microwave finished. orchidisted adj. Drunk beyond ordinary horticultural enthusiasm, yet still prepared to discuss the drainage of an orchid. Cruz became orchidisted and gave Kondrad detailed advice about a plant in the window. orchiditised adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the gathering share every twinge and grievance. orchidoided adj. Drunk in a way that makes one appear rare, delicately structured and mildly confused by the bar tab.