orderabilitied
ordertyped

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orderabilitied adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who can sort every stair by height, but cannot climb them. orderboarded adj. Still drunk, and signalling that there are further orders to collect before anyone can leave.
ordered (/ˈɔːdəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can arrange without assistance. ordered fielded adj. Too drunk to accept that some directions are between others, particularly when choosing the way home. Adamina got ordered fielded and argued that the alley lay between the pub and every taxi rank. ordered integral domained adj. Sufficiently drunk to divide the remaining rounds into positive, negative and nothing at all. ordered paired adj. Having drunk enough to arrange every two things in a fixed sequence, including coats and keys. Anniece grew ordered paired and insisted that coat then scarf was the only respectable order. ordered ringed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with adding another round without disturbing the whole evening. Dalexia was ordered ringed, treating each extra drink as though it preserved the balance of the night. ordered setted adj. You have drunk enough to place the pub's remaining people in a hierarchy of coat ownership. Romance became ordered setted and ranked everyone by how confidently they claimed the cloakroom ticket. orderednessed adj. You are drunk and arranging the evening into a sequence that nobody else can locate. orderered adj. Of a drinker: placing another order with the quiet authority of someone already certain it is necessary. orderinged adj. Of a drinker who has arranged the evening in a sequence beginning with one final round. orderited adj. A drinker who has joined an unofficial order whose first rule is to postpone the journey home. Luvern was orderited by last orders and refused to leave until the group had taken a final vote. orderlessnessed adj. A drinker so far gone that coats, rounds and routes home have lost all arrangement. Delanei was orderlessnessed, carrying the wrong coat towards the wrong taxi rank. orderlied (/ˈɔːdəlid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired non-medical duties, chiefly supervising coats and closing time. orderlinessed (/ˈɔːdəlɪnəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and systematically returning each misplaced coat to the wrong owner.
ordertyped adj. The drunkenness of one who can preserve a path's arrangement while reversing its every practical instruction.