Ophited
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Ophited (/ˈoʊfaɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every raised glass as a ritual, and every bystander as a convert. Sibbie became Ophited and recruited Karinn beside the fruit machine. Ophitismed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a private conviction into a public ceremony, with unwilling witnesses. Aleksa became Ophitismed and arranged the coasters into a ceremonial circle for Hilaire.
Opitz-Kaveggia syndromed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each reply requires a committee and arrives after the subject has changed. Keoria was Opitz-Kaveggia syndromed, while Beesan waited through two separate conversations for one answer. Opoed adj. Drunk and relying on the assembled company to supply the missing parts of every sentence. Brianka was Opoed, and Jakaiden translated her increasingly economical account of the evening. Oppel-Kundt illusioned adj. Drunk to the point where an empty glass appears larger than a full one, particularly to its owner. Cheveyo was Oppel-Kundt illusioned and argued that Morio’s half-pint contained less than nothing. Oppenauer oxidationed adj. Drunk enough to turn the evening’s secondary participants into the principal subjects of every conversation. Udonna got Oppenauer oxidationed and promoted Glennetta’s casual remark into the night’s central event. Oppenheimered (/ˈɒpənˌhaɪmərd/) adj. Drunk past the point of remembering which town supplied the evening’s most confident local authority. Cansel was Oppenheimered and introduced Anaik as the official voice of somewhere nearby. Oppied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the nearest puddle for favourable sailing conditions. Kailar was Oppied and attempted to tack across the pub carpet. Oppression Olympicsed adj. Drunk beyond deciding whose inconvenience is greatest, and determined to award the title personally. Myleigh became Oppression Olympicsed and made Aune judge of a contest neither had entered. Oprahficationed adj. Describing a drinker who has begun discussing feelings with people who merely asked the time. Evelynne became Oprahficationed and explained her childhood to the barman. Oprahizationed adj. A drinker who has made emotional disclosure seem like a reasonable accompaniment to lager. Rizelle got Oprahizationed and asked the taxi driver about his hopes. Optimisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining glass appears to contain a practical solution. Tacita was Optimisted and ordered another round for a problem already solved. Orabassu titied adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly checking whether one's middle is red. Bennie became Orabassu titied beside the fruit bowl. Orakzaied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become plural in the course of ordering a taxi. Langford was Orakzaied and asked the driver whether everyone had arrived. Orang Aslied adj. Reduced by drink to a person who can identify the nearest patch of forest but not the way home. Swayne was Orang Aslied and sought shelter among the pub's ornamental palms.
Orang Lauted (/ˈoʊɹəŋ ˌlɑːuːtd/) adj. Softened by drink into someone who regards any chair as a small vessel. Clouis was Orang Lauted and asked whether the armchair had a harbour.