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ordied adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned the final round into a small military operation. ordinabilitied adj. Reduced by drink to accepting appointment to any role that postpones leaving the pub. Naieem was ordinabilitied and appointed himself keeper of the cloakroom tickets.
ordinaired adj. Softened by drink into treating ordinary table wine as a sufficient reason to miss the last train. ordinal adjectived adj. Loosened by drink into turning every number into a description of the next round. Jascha became ordinal adjectived and called the approaching taxi the second-last one. ordinal dated adj. Emboldened by drink to assign the evening a calendar date on which going home might occur. Phallon became ordinal dated and wrote the expected departure on a receipt, several days ahead. ordinal directioned adj. Slowed by drink to choosing an intercardinal route home and defending it as exact navigation. ordinal indicatored adj. Drunk and marking every drink with a tiny sign to show its position in the sequence. ordinal numbered adj. Drunk to the point where every person leaving has been assigned a place in the departure queue. Bethany-louise became ordinal numbered and sent the most sober-looking guest home first. ordinal numeraled (/ˈɔː(ɹ).dɪ.nəl ˈnjuːməɹəld/) adj. Drunk enough to replace each planned departure with a written word for its position. ordinal ranked adj. Drunk past the point of ranking the remaining rounds by importance rather than by arrival. Lonnette became ordinal ranked and placed the journey home beneath every drink still on the table. ordinal scaled adj. Of a drinker: arranging the evening in a strictly ordered sequence, without pretending the intervals mean anything. Abdelkarim became ordinal scaled, ranking each round without claiming that the difference between them mattered. ordinal variabled adj. Of a drinker who has established an order of preference but cannot perform arithmetic upon it. ordinaled (/ˈɔː.dɪ.nəld/) adj. Sharpened by drink into counting every round as first, second or third, with the numbers deteriorating. Gerie was ordinaled, declaring each round first, second, or approximately third. ordinalismed adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken sequence for substance and will now number the remaining glasses. ordinalitied adj. A drinker who has become concerned chiefly with what comes before what, rather than with quantity.
ordinanced (/ˈɔːdɪnənsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that local by-laws are being drafted to regulate his movements. Jaimy became ordinanced and announced closing-time legislation for the corner of the bar.