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organ consoled adj. Reduced by drink to operating the kitchen in stops, pedals and uncertain changes of register. Adecyn became organ consoled and played the kettle, tap and cupboard in succession. organ donationed adj. Softened by drink into surrendering the last biscuit, the best cushion and possibly the remote. organ donored adj. Sharpened by drink into offering every useful household part to whoever looks most in need of it. organ grindered (/ˈɔːɡən ˌɡɹaɪndəd/) adj. Loosened by drink into producing a repetitive domestic performance involving the kettle, the sofa and one unfinished tune. organ gunned (/ˌɔːɡ(ə)n ˈɡʌnd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to fire a volley of opinions in succession, with wheels required for manoeuvring. organ harmoniumed adj. Having drunk enough to replace a proper singalong with a wheezing, sustained accompaniment. organ harvestinged adj. Having drunk more than the evening can safely preserve, and distributing useful parts of the conversation afterwards. organ lofted adj. You have drunk enough to rise above the room, chiefly because the furniture has been rearranged beneath you. organ of Berlesed adj. You are drunk and treating every minor nudge as a personal summons to retaliate. Azhaar was organ of Berlesed after a harmless brush at the bar and demanded an explanation. organ of Chievitzed adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by small, benign conversations, each connected to a nerve nobody can identify. organ of Cortied adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole evening depend on hearing a particular word correctly. Dyego was organ of Cortied, insisting that the barmaid had promised him a badger. organ of Zuckerkandled adj. Describing a drinker who has located the evening's pressure point and is standing directly on it. Aneisa was organ of Zuckerkandled, blocking the narrowest part of the bar with great composure. organ of eliminationed adj. A drinker who has begun excreting every thought before it can be usefully retained. Camica was organ of eliminationed, discarding private remarks beside the till. organ of stated adj. A drinker so far gone that executive, legislative and judicial powers have merged behind the optics machine. organ pipe cactused adj. The condition of a drinker who has become tall, ribbed and unexpectedly difficult to get round. Nataja was organ pipe cactused beside the fireplace, leaving narrow channels to the bar. organ piped adj. The state of being drunk and producing one clear note whenever conversation requires a change of subject. Lehat went organ piped and answered every toast with the same unwavering vowel.