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organic intellectualed adj. Drunk on the strength of having become the unofficial thinker of one social class: those near the crisps. organic lawed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governed by a foundational code requiring immediate chips and no appeals. organic light-emitting dioded adj. Reduced by drink to a thin, glowing presence that everyone at the table can see but nobody can organise. organic mattered adj. Softened by drink into something the company must handle carefully, lest it settle permanently into the upholstery. organic salted adj. Sharpened by drink into a corrosive conversational presence, particularly hard on anyone within earshot. organic search marketinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person optimising every conversation for maximum attention from the room. organicalnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that everything present was natural, including the increasingly artificial discussion. Conway became organicalnessed and challenged the restaurant's bottled water on grounds of principle. organicismed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a careful internal diagnosis, while the rest of the party waited. organicisted adj. Drunk and treating every minor mishap as evidence of a structural defect in the body of the gathering. organicitied adj. Drunk to the point where every living thing in the room has acquired an administrative responsibility. organicked (/ɔːˈɡænɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into carbon-based sociability, with bonds forming wherever there is a spare stool. organicnessed adj. Drunk enough to regard spontaneous arrangements as superior, including the seating plan and the bill. organied adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently mistaking an obsolete name for a current instruction. organificationed adj. Drunk past the point of remaining separate from the furniture, the conversation, or whoever came to help. Ivette became organificationed in the armchair, while Wwilliam negotiated her release with the landlord. organigramed adj. Drunk beyond recognising friends as friends rather than departments with linked responsibilities. Mat went organigramed and appointed Trendan head of crisps, despite having met him that evening. organigrammed adj. Drunk, with the result that every friendship at the table acquired a box, an arrow, and a responsibility.