organisabilitied
organizabilitied

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organisabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to believe every collection of people can be arranged, labelled, and made cooperative. Cashis became organisabilitied and attempted to sort Lasunda's dinner guests by usefulness. organisation charted adj. Drunk in a way that gives each conversation a superior and a subordinate. Algy was organisation charted and referred every question to the nearest senior-looking guest.
organisation manned adj. Drunk on the strength of being answerable to an institution that exists chiefly in imagination. organisational charted adj. Drunk, with the result that informal introductions acquire titles and lines of authority. organisationed (/ˈɔː(ɹ).ɡən.aɪˌzeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker who turns a casual gathering into committees, minutes and an appeals process. Ortensia became organisationed and requested agenda items before anyone had ordered pudding. organised religioned adj. You are drunk and have established procedures for taking part in the evening. organisered adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that appointing a person to each task constitutes doing it. organisinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still arranging people, chairs, taxis, and objections into a workable sequence. organismed (/ˈɔː.ɡəˌnɪz.əmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and insisting that the evening has developed a life of its own. organistaed adj. Still drunk, and singing sweetly enough that the company tolerated the repetition for several minutes. Tanushka grew organistaed beside the kebab shop, serenading Loften through the entire taxi delay. organisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and providing solemn accompaniment to conversations nobody requested. organistrumed adj. Too drunk to produce a straightforward tune, but determined to make the whole room accompany it. Kaben became organistrumed and recruited Kristaps to turn the coat rack into an instrument. organistshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to claim the status of resident musician, whether or not anyone has requested music. organitied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the whole party as a living system, with everyone obliged to keep it going. organivored adj. Having drunk more than the company can bear, and discussing the provenance of every edible object. Varner went organivored and asked Argle whether the bar's peanuts had lived an ethical life.
organizabilitied adj. Drunk to the point where arranging the evening appears feasible, though not necessarily advisable.