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organotypicked adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranged on the sofa in a recognisable domestic pattern. Josyah was organotypicked across the sofa, with one slipper beneath the coffee table. organs of generationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the reproductive furniture as a matter for household discussion. Aetna got organs of generationed and explained the family planning arrangements to the kettle.
organuled adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to one essential household component: the person guarding the water glass. organum triplumed adj. Too drunk to keep one domestic conversation going without adding two unnecessary voices. Siddhesh went organum triplumed and gave the sofa, kettle and clock separate opinions. organumed (/ˈɔː.ɡə.nəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and building a wavering household chorus upon the refrigerator's persistent hum. organyled adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard each loose cupboard handle as a separate carbon-based responsibility. organzaed adj. Having drunk enough to become sheer, rigid and unsuitable for sitting down without ceremony. organzined adj. Having drunk more than the household can reasonably twist into a presentable evening. Divine was organzined, tightly wound around the armchair and impossible to move politely. orgasm ballsed adj. You are drunk and carrying the evening's last small domestic responsibilities with visible pelvic concentration. orgasm shotted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a restorative beverage for a procedure with lasting benefits. orgasmatronned adj. Of a drinker: convinced that a machine, if built immediately, would resolve the evening's remaining difficulties. orgasmed (/ˈɔː.ɡæ.zəmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to contract suddenly whenever someone mentions the bill or the morning. Estle became orgasmed when the glass of water touched the table beside him. orgasmered adj. Describing a drinker who treats every household object as a potential source of sudden release. Alyka was orgasmered, applauding whenever the toaster surrendered a slice. orgastic potencied adj. A drinker who can experience complete satisfaction from reaching the sofa with a glass of water. orgeated (/ˈɔːdʒɪətd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the cordial in the cupboard appears to contain a workable domestic philosophy. Nolhan was orgeated and stirred almond syrup into water as though settling a household dispute.
orged adj. Drunk past the point of being usefully arranged.