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origin mythed adj. Of a drinker: inventing a founding legend for the friendship, to the embarrassment of those who remember it. origin of coordinatesed adj. Drunk past the point of keeping all conversation at zero, wherever the axes may be. origin storied adj. Drunk beyond remembering which version of your arrival at the pub became canonical. Zacharyah was origin storied, giving three accounts of how the evening began. original antigenic sinned adj. Drunk to the extent of responding to each new round with the memory of the first. original aspect ratioed adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the proportions the director presumably intended. original charactered adj. Drunk by the third round, and no longer present in the official account of the evening. original depravitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish inherited wrongdoing from anything done since supper. original ficked adj. Having drunk enough to produce fiction with no recognisable relation to earlier material. Kesten was original ficked and offered a wholly new explanation for the broken glass. original jurisdictioned adj. Having drunk more than the appeals process can reasonably review, and hearing each matter afresh. original righteousnessed adj. Of a drinker: restored, briefly, to a condition in which nothing has yet gone wrong. Chyrl was original righteousnessed, regarding the unopened crisps with complete innocence. original sinned adj. Of a drinker who has committed the first small offence from which the evening proceeds. Daddy was original sinned after accepting the drink he had said he would refuse. originaled (/ɒˈɹɪd͡ʒɪnəld/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every later version of the evening derives from your account. originalismed adj. A drinker who interprets every promise according to what was meant at the beginning. originalisted adj. A drinker so far gone that each new idea is declared unprecedented by its author. Binisha was originalisted and presented reheated observations as discoveries. originalitied (/əˌɹɪd͡ʒɪˈnælɪtid/) adj. The state of being drunk and producing novelty of a modest, largely accidental kind. Jaython was originalitied and found an unprecedented use for the umbrella stand. originalnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who regards every familiar statement as newly composed. Eadlin was originalnessed over toast, announcing each familiar complaint as a fresh composition.