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originaried adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced every stranger in the room is a native of somewhere. originarinessed (/əɹɪd͡ʒˈn̩ɛɹinəsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who believes the evening began with their arrival. originating summonsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to begin a civil dispute over who has jurisdiction on the stairs. Chentel was originating summonsed, disputing the staircase with a coat stand. originationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and bringing fresh arguments, friendships and difficulties into existence. originativenessed adj. Still drunk, and producing novel explanations for why the stairs have moved. originatored (/əˈɹɪd͡ʒɪneɪtəd/) adj. Too drunk to invent anything except a new method of missing the final step. originatressed adj. Sufficiently drunk to found a small school of thought around every mispronounced word. Hooda became originatressed and established a doctrine concerning the pub's banister. originatrixed adj. Having drunk enough to create a new pronunciation, then defend its ancestry. originlessnessed adj. Having drunk more than can be traced to any single first mistake. Raewyne was originlessnessed, with no clear account of where the evening began to fail. originned (/ˈɒɹ.ɪ.d͡ʒɪnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to locate the beginning of every disagreement, and explain it to those involved. Harish got originned and traced Brijette's annoyance back to a remark from last Tuesday. orignaled adj. You have drunk enough to approach the stairs with the careful dignity of a large wild animal. origo gentised adj. Of a drinker: inventing a dignified beginning for an evening whose first event is already disputed. origoed adj. You are drunk and treating every banister, doorway and landing as the reference point. origyned adj. You are drunk and treating every gathering as though its ancient beginning remains socially relevant. orihonned adj. Of a drinker who has folded every sentence into zigzags before it reaches the listener. orillioned adj. Describing a drinker who has turned one shoulder towards danger and used it to cover the flank. Scottia was orillioned, edging down sideways with one shoulder protecting the banister.