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OBP'd adj. Drunk to the point where reaching first base has become the principal statistic. Analyse was OBP'd and treated every doorway as a successful advance. OBR'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has made a roadside restaurant the central interchange of the night. Yla was OBR'd, reconstructing the journey from receipts bought above the expressway. OBT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that a harmless corner of the room acquires the standing of an Old World tarantula. Flint got OBT'd and refused to retrieve his phone from beneath the harmless footstool. OBU'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an on-board unit, although the vehicle in question is a person. Shazeb was OBU'd and spent the journey announcing his location from the back seat. OBUA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the morning-after search for shoes as though navigating built-up terrain. Hasanayn went OBUA'd between the furniture, negotiating each chair as an urban obstacle. OC gassed adj. Drunk to the extent of dispersing a peppery certainty through the room and calling the ensuing distress clarification. Zarya got OC gassed and cleared the table with one emphatic opinion about parking. OC sprayed adj. The state of being drunk and making the kitchen inhospitable to everyone else. Siniah got OC sprayed and opened every window before sitting on the draining board. OC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing fresh material without reference to established continuity. Ahlaam was OC'd, inventing an entirely new reason for leaving early. OCB'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged a few recurring convictions into bands and reads them as evidence. Wylodean got OCB'd and cited the same three observations as proof of a conspiracy. OCD'd adj. Sharpened by drink into repeating one small ritual until the crisps are perfectly aligned. Mylasia got OCD'd and arranged the crisps by curvature. OCE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every private mishap is recorded as though it required an inquiry. Mailie became OCE'd and gave the coat rack a formal account of her collision. OCG'd adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a harmless disagreement as an organised operation requiring informants. Daury went OCG'd and questioned Tonisia about the movement of the last packet of crisps. OCH'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned the sofa into a slow chemical reaction. Tamyah was OCH'd and remained on the sofa through two changes of television programme. OCMT'd adj. Still drunk, and reporting the currency and amount with unnecessary precision. Porchea was OCMT'd, specifying the exact denomination of every round. OCN'd adj. The drunkenness of one who assigns a number to every book before finding the glass of water. Earlin was OCN'd and catalogued the cookbooks from the sofa. OCO'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and placing each decision so that making one cancels the other. Krisy was OCO'd, ordering tea whenever the thought of another pint arose.