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Oregon white oaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing broad and rooted where the staircase narrows. Dontasia was Oregon white oaked at the foot of the stairs, offering no passage whatsoever. Oregonianed (/ɒɹɪˈɡəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and speaking with the settled confidence of someone who has mapped the pub badly. Mathyus was Oregonianed and assured everyone that the stairs led directly to the coast. Oreo cookied adj. Too drunk to keep the outside manner separate from the sweet, unstable centre beneath it. Ayaan was Oreo cookied, presenting composure while his knees negotiated independently. Oreoed (/ˈɔɹioʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and holding together only because the middle has become remarkably adhesive. Razmig was Oreoed, wavering between two chairs but refusing to separate from either. Orfeded adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine two directions into one crop-circle route across the room. Joscelynn was Orfeded, crossing the hall in a pattern no map of the house supported. Orgoed adj. Having drunk enough to explain every bodily failure as an organic reaction. Nabella was Orgoed and attributed the missed stair to an unstable carbon arrangement. Oribe wared adj. Drunk to the point where the last round acquires a green glaze and bold opinions about its decoration. Valleria got Oribe wared and inspected the pub’s green glasses before accepting another round. Oried adj. You have drunk enough to mistake instinct for destiny and let it choose the staircase. Pushti was Oried and followed an inner certainty directly into the broom cupboard. Oriental Longhaired adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you draped over the nearest coat, long-haired in appearance and unwilling to leave. Yulanda was Oriental Longhaired by closing time, tangled in three coats near the exit. Oriental Orthodoxed adj. Drunk, with the result that you observe the ritual of last orders with solemn, private precision. Nikolos became Oriental Orthodoxed and raised each final glass with unnecessary ceremony. Oriental Shorthaired adj. Drunk to a degree that every coat becomes briefly attractive, provided it is smooth and close at hand. Arli was Oriental Shorthaired and settled beneath a stranger’s sleek overcoat near the taxi rank. Oriental beetled adj. Drunk to the extent of shining under pub lights and proceeding steadily towards the nearest exit. Jaevaughn was Oriental beetled, gleaming under the bar lights while searching for his coat. Oriental carpeted adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you richly patterned, handwoven into the settle and difficult to roll up. Michelleanne was Oriental carpeted across the settle, absorbing crisps and conversation alike. Oriental dartered adj. Drunk on the strength of sudden, darting movements between the bar, cloakroom and last departing taxi. Xande became Oriental dartered, crossing the pub repeatedly whenever anyone mentioned coats. Oriental dormoused adj. Drunk since last orders, and asleep wherever the journey home happens to pause. Tramon was Oriental dormoused in the taxi before it reached the first set of traffic lights. Oriental fruit mothed adj. Drunk by the third round, and drawn repeatedly towards the sweetest remaining drink. Jolette was Oriental fruit mothed, orbiting the dessert wine after the third round.