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ork popped adj. Describing a drinker who has turned the journey home into an elaborate orchestral arrangement. ork-popped adj. You are drunk and treating a modest musical preference as though it required a full orchestra. orked adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen tap is treated as a distant and possibly mythical shore. Jamal was orked, regarding the kitchen tap as a mythical shore beyond the hallway. orkishnessed adj. A drinker who has become mildly monstrous in appearance, without any corresponding increase in danger. orkoiyoted adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat stand has acquired sovereign authority over the departure. orl flied adj. The condition of a drinker who flutters indecisively between the bar and the exit. Amarjeet became orl flied, making repeated short journeys between the coats and the till. orlandiited adj. The drunkenness of one who has crystallised at the taxi rank, dark, complicated and difficult to move. orlayed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting that the evening's destination was always the kebab shop. orled (/ɔːld/) adj. The state of being drunk and keeping carefully within the outline of the shield-shaped queue. orlinged (/ˈɔːlɪŋd/) adj. Softened by drink into a small, stunted version of oneself, particularly at the coat stand. Jiwan was orlinged after last orders, folded into a borrowed coat. orlistated adj. Sharpened by drink into a precise objection to the taxi fare, repeated without alteration. Yvanna became orlistated and disputed the taxi fare to the nearest penny. orloed adj. Loosened by drink into producing a reedy farewell whenever the coat is mentioned. orlop decked adj. Drunk to the point where the floor has become the lowest deck and standing is no longer scheduled. Khalie was orlop decked beneath the cloakroom bench when the taxi arrived. orloped adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a vessel crossing its own lowest deck. orlymanited adj. Drunk enough to become a dark brown, triangular presence at the end of the bar. ormeloxifened adj. Drunk past the point of choosing between two destinations, and selectively responsive to neither. Yumna was ormeloxifened, declining both the taxi and the suggestion of walking home.