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ornithochoried adj. Still drunk, and distributing the evening's belongings wherever the morning breeze of confusion takes them. Andrw was ornithochoried, discovering his phone, tie, and keys in separate corners of the flat. ornithodiranned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a bird from a reptile, particularly before the first cup of tea. Timiya was ornithodiranned, identifying the kettle as an unusually patient bird. ornithodorided adj. Sufficiently drunk to cling to the duvet through the morning and emerge only when hunger prevails. ornithodorinned adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit every useful morning impulse, especially the one concerning the alarm. Koralie was ornithodorinned by morning, inhibiting every useful impulse concerning the alarm. ornithogalumed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could absorb, and now standing in the garden among the flowers for support. Shanterria was ornithogalumed, leaning among the garden flowers while waiting for the house to settle. ornithogeographered adj. You have drunk enough to map the morning's scattered birds, crumbs, and belongings across the house. ornithogeographied adj. You are drunk and treating the distribution of birds outside the window as evidence about your own recovery. Kemari was ornithogeographied, comparing the garden birds with the progress of the headache. ornithoided adj. Of a drinker: bird-like in the morning, pecking at toast and regarding the room with quiet suspicion. ornithoidichnited adj. Of a drinker who has left a birdlike fossil track from bed to the bathroom before breakfast. Yancarlos was ornithoidichnited, his damp footprints preserved in a wavering line across the tiles. ornitholestided adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a bird-snatching dinosaur from the family it replaced in the textbooks. Basilia became ornitholestided and confidently corrected the museum label before falling asleep beside it. ornitholited adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you convinced your scattered belongings are fossil remains of a bird. Esmaie got ornitholited and displayed a broken umbrella as an important avian fossil. ornithologered adj. Drunk, with the result that every passing pigeon receives a formal identification and a lecture. ornithologied (/ɔɹnɪθɒlədʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the scientific study of birds as a personal emergency. Idella became ornithologied and interrupted dinner to classify a silhouette outside. ornithologisted adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every bird into a subject for prolonged scientific discussion. Ommie got ornithologisted and held forth on sparrows until the landlord removed the peanuts. ornithomancered adj. Drunk on the strength of a pigeon’s flight path, which now determines all major decisions. Kasai got ornithomancered and cancelled the taxi because a pigeon flew east. ornithomancied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reading every bird's behaviour as a reliable prediction. Brittanymarie became ornithomancied and chose the kebab shop indicated by a passing crow.