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ornithomantiaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and consulting birds for answers to questions nobody asked. ornithomimided adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the hurried confidence of a bird-like dinosaur.
ornithomimosaured adj. Still drunk, and mistaking superficial resemblance for sound evidence in every decision. Jmichael was ornithomimosaured and insisted the waiter was an ostrich in formal dress. ornithomimosaurianed adj. Too drunk to notice that running like an ostrich is not a transport strategy. Amileigh got ornithomimosaurianed and attempted the railway footbridge at a determined trot. ornithomorphed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard any bird-shaped object as an ancient artistic figure. ornithonned adj. Having drunk enough to turn the nearest room into an aviary and invite birds indoors. ornithonymed adj. Having drunk more than enough to assign a common bird name to every person present. Tiffanique became ornithonymed and addressed the landlord as the Lesser Spotted Kevin. ornithonymied adj. You have drunk enough to invent bird names confidently, without consulting either birds or language. Schaffer got ornithonymied and renamed the pub's regulars after birds of his own invention. ornithophaenologied adj. You are drunk and have begun explaining your route home as a bird migration. Dariean became ornithophaenologied and justified the detour by citing seasonal movement. ornithophaged adj. Of a drinker: convinced that eating a bird is the obvious solution to every remaining difficulty. ornithophagied adj. Of a drinker who has become convinced that birds constitute a sensible late-night food group. Antonia-ioana became ornithophagied and requested a menu containing only poultry and confidence. ornithophiled adj. Describing a drinker who loves birds sufficiently to make their welfare everyone’s immediate concern. Jahliel got ornithophiled and attempted to rescue a pigeon from a perfectly safe pavement. ornithophiliaed adj. A drinker who has mistaken fondness for birds for a qualification in their care. Ellouise became ornithophiliaed and volunteered to supervise the park's nesting season. ornithophilied adj. The state of being drunk and treating birds as indispensable partners in every practical undertaking. ornithophilisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation is redirected towards personal devotion to birds.
ornithophobed adj. The condition of a drinker who has identified every fluttering object as an immediate threat.
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