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ornithophobiaed (/ˌɔːnɪθəˈfəʊbɪəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who regards birds as deliberate agents in a personal campaign. Athea became ornithophobiaed and accused a pigeon of monitoring the outdoor tables. ornithopodanned adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving about the kitchen on powerful hind legs, with the sofa just ahead. ornithopoded adj. Reduced by drink to a confident herbivore with two legs, no plan, and a Cretaceous sense of direction. Jaquaylon became ornithopoded and grazed through the buffet while announcing a continental range. ornithoptered (/ˈɔː.nɪˌθɒp.təd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and flapping both arms between the sink and the sofa without achieving lift. ornithorhynchided adj. Still drunk, and combining a duck's bill, a beaver's tail, and no reliable method of reaching the sofa. ornithorhynchused (/ˌɔː(ɹ)nɪθəˈɹɪŋkəsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen sink from a river, or the sofa from a riverbank. ornithoscelidanned (/ˌɔː(ɹ)nɪθəˈsɛlɪdənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa, the kitchen table, and the water glass as relics of a vanished age. ornithoscopied adj. Having drunk more than the household can support, and conducting patient observations of birds from the sofa. Darcey-may was ornithoscopied, whispering field notes at the television from the sofa. ornithoscopisted adj. Having drunk enough to study every bird on the television, then record sightings on the back of a takeaway menu. ornithosised adj. You have drunk enough to feel contagious, and have consequently quarantined yourself beside the glass of water. Janiyha, thoroughly ornithosised, announced that the sofa was now a treatment ward. ornithosuchided adj. You are drunk and built for a kitchen ambush, with the sofa serving as a suitable basking place. ornithothoracined adj. Of a drinker: airborne in principle, feathered in conversation, and unable to reach the water without assistance. ornithotomied adj. Describing a drinker who treats the household as a specimen, beginning with the sofa and ending at the sink. ornithotomisted adj. Of a drinker who has dissected the evening into birds, bones, and one remaining glass of water. Amabelle grew ornithotomisted and explained the sofa's structure with a butter knife. ornithuranned adj. A drinker who has reached the sofa by evolution, leaving the kitchen behind as an earlier form. ornithurined adj. A drinker so far gone that the sofa becomes a shoreline and the kitchen a distant wetland.