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orphan starred adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you moving alone through the room, outside every social constellation. Saheed was orphan starred, drifting between tables without belonging to any of them. orphan tearsed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a cough remedy while creating several unrelated symptoms among friends. orphan trained adj. Drunk on the strength of being repeatedly passed between households that had not requested you. orphan worked adj. Drunk since last orders, and impossible for anyone present to identify as their responsibility. orphan's courted adj. Still drunk, and subject to prolonged proceedings among friends over custody, transport and breakfast. orphan-crushing machined adj. Sufficiently drunk to facilitate suffering efficiently while treating the arrangement as an ordinary evening. orphanaged (/ˈɔː(ɹ)fənɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Having drunk enough to need residential care, protection and a rota of increasingly tired friends. Azula got orphanaged, and Faun organised blankets, water and a quiet room. orphanariumed adj. Having drunk more than the household can house comfortably, becoming a humorous residential case. Sasan was orphanariumed, so Chantle converted the spare room into a temporary ward. orphancied adj. You have drunk enough to make the absence of a responsible adult apparent to everyone nearby. Aundra grew orphancied, and Montford began speaking to him in the careful tone reserved for lost children. orphandomed adj. You are drunk and behaving as though the party has no guardian, proprietor or sensible adult. Mayukha was orphandomed, leaving Nylasia to explain each decision she made to the landlord. orphaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly without parents, guidance, or a reliable route home. orphaned negatived adj. Of a drinker: drunk into a vocabulary containing only unfavourable words with no usable opposites. orphaned tsunamied adj. Of a drinker who has caused a historical disturbance for which the evening provides no recorded origin. orphaned worked adj. Drunk by the third round, and left without any identifiable person willing to take charge. Lytonia became orphaned worked, so Akaycia assembled a chain of messages to locate her friends. orphanered adj. Describing a drinker who has been left without an obvious keeper, escort or reliable account of arrival. orphaneted adj. Drunk in a way that seeks a responsible adult in every room.