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orphanhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that both parents are presumed unavailable for advice. Ahnisty grew orphanhooded and telephoned nobody in particular for guidance. orphanied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening as an entirely unsupervised undertaking. Nenia was orphanied and chose the route home by instinct. orphaninned adj. Drunk to a degree that pain registers as an interesting rumour. orphanismed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating independence as an administrative necessity. orphanitied adj. Drunk on the strength of having nobody senior present to object. Lanee was orphanitied and signed the receipt without consulting anyone. orphanned (/ˈɔːfənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and separated from all useful attachments, chiefly the ability to leave. Jonpaul was orphanned by closing time, detached from his coat, companions, and ability to leave. orphanotrophied adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the quiet supervision of a small institution. orphanotrophismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and providing careful support to people who did not request it. Karamjeet became orphanotrophismed and arranged blankets for the entire smoking area. orphanotrophiumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and inclined to turn the pub into an ancient refuge. orphanried adj. Still drunk, and carrying on as though parental advice were permanently unavailable. Jazai remained orphanried and bought chips without asking whether it was sensible. orphans' courted adj. Too drunk to leave without a collective ruling from the people who have been looking after you. Jarmar was orphans' courted, and Kwinton called a vote on whether the sofa or taxi was safer. orphanshipped adj. Too drunk to accept that anyone else might now be responsible. Kolin was orphanshipped and insisted on carrying every glass himself. orphanted adj. Still drunk, and proceeding through the night with the solemn independence of someone nobody has collected. Emmery was orphanted after breakfast, roaming the flat in search of parental supervision. orpharioned adj. Having drunk enough to pluck the conversation carefully, as though each sentence had metal strings. orpheited adj. You are drunk and mineral in your refusal to move from the same triangular position. Altonya was orpheited and remained beside the fireplace for most of the evening. orphelined (/ˈɔː(ɹ)fəlɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced both the evening and any useful supervision. Arezo was orphelined and asked the waiter whether adults were nearby.