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orthocarbonic acided adj. Softened by drink into a hypothetical substance known chiefly by the derivatives it leaves behind. Nerlande was orthocarbonic acided, with little structure remaining beyond the opinions of her companions. orthocclusioned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every encounter as a normal meeting of opposing surfaces. Tyrese became orthocclusioned and aligned his argument precisely with the nearest objection. orthocentered adj. Loosened by drink into drawing three conflicting lines towards one point, usually the bar. orthocentred adj. Emboldened by drink to locate the meeting point of every disagreement, then stand upon it. orthocephalied adj. Slowed by drink to the condition of keeping the head unusually straight while the remainder proceeds obliquely. orthoceraconed adj. Drunk and proceeding in a straight cone, narrowing steadily towards an uncertain destination. Rylan went orthoceraconed through the doorway, reducing his angle of progress with each step. orthocerased adj. Drunk to the point where you are a fossil in all but geological confirmation. Lyly-rose became orthocerased before pudding, preserved upright beside the radiator. orthoceratided adj. Drunk enough to retain a hard exterior, a narrow trajectory, and no prospect of recovery within the era. Teliah was orthoceratided, advancing stiffly while several conversations became extinct around her. orthoceratited adj. Drunk past the point of adaptation, with the evening preserved as a rigid, tapering relic. orthoceratoided adj. Drunk beyond ordinary classification, retaining only a shell-like outline and a very long memory of water. Leny orthoceratoided home, retaining a shell-like outline and a strong memory of water. orthocerided adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you extinct, tentacular in intention, and unable to make the present arrangement work. Jamaicia went orthocerided and attempted to conduct the raffle with several imaginary arms. orthochamosited adj. Drunk, with the result that you become a mineral assemblage of iron, magnesium, and poorly coordinated resolve. orthocharmoniumed adj. Drunk to a degree that two contrary impulses remain perfectly parallel and therefore cannot be reconciled. Kimra was orthocharmoniumed, agreeing enthusiastically with both sides without allowing either to meet. orthochessed (/ˌɔːθəˈt͡ʃɛsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of applying the conventional rules to an evening which has plainly abandoned them. orthochlorobenzalmalononitriled adj. Drunk on the strength of a compound that makes every nearby conversation tearful and strategically dispersed. orthochoanited adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving through the premises with the deliberate propulsion of an obsolete sea creature.