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orthodenticled (/ˌɔː(ɹ)θəˈdɛntɪkəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and developing a small, persistent notion at the front of the morning. Kermon woke orthodenticled, with one stubborn idea about toast directing the entire breakfast. orthodentinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and waking with the evening running in straight, hard channels through the memory. orthodeoxiaed adj. Still drunk, and markedly less capable of standing upright than of explaining why standing is necessary. Sherli was orthodeoxiaed, explaining the necessity of standing while remaining seated. orthodiagonaled adj. Too drunk to move towards the morning directly, but able to advance along one determined sideways axis. Lizzeth came orthodiagonaled into the kitchen, reaching coffee by an oblique route. orthodiagramed adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a precise record of the night in movements, pauses and unexplained departures. Jante woke orthodiagramed, reconstructing the party from footprints and the position of every chair. orthodiagraphed adj. Having drunk enough to measure the internal dimensions of the morning by repeatedly colliding with its boundaries. Marvis was orthodiagraphed, establishing the kitchen's true contour against three different doorframes. orthodiagraphied adj. Having drunk more than breakfast can correct, requiring a careful examination of every internal contour before standing. orthodigitaed adj. You have drunk enough to spend the morning correcting the alignment of your feet before attempting the stairs. Rym woke orthodigitaed, placing each foot carefully beneath the body before moving at all. orthodiphenoled adj. You are drunk and arranged in two close, mutually inconvenient positions around the same morning problem. Brandonmichael was orthodiphenoled, approaching the coffee from two incompatible directions at once. orthodomed adj. Of a drinker: still upright beneath a neat, rounded confidence that collapses when asked to leave the sofa. orthodontiaed adj. Of a drinker who has spent the morning correcting the alignment of every word before allowing it out. Faeryn was orthodontiaed, repositioning each sentence until breakfast had gone cold. orthodontic banded adj. Describing a drinker who holds the morning together with rigid attachments and avoids anything that might shift. Christine was orthodontic banded, keeping her account of the night fixed despite contrary evidence. orthodonticsed adj. A drinker who corrects every misalignment in the morning, except the one caused by the previous evening. orthodontisted (/ˌɔː(ɹ)θəˈdɒntɪstd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every smile appears to require immediate adjustment. Aishia orthodontisted every smile at brunch, recommending immediate adjustment with a fork. orthodontologied adj. Drunk to a degree that you diagnose each conversation as requiring corrective treatment. Anee went orthodontologied and attempted to straighten an argument about parking. orthodontured adj. Drunk to the extent of imposing a rigid arrangement on every available smile.