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Orientologisted adj. A drinker who studies the route home until departure becomes a subject rather than an event. Jakarie became Orientologisted and mapped the corridor extensively instead of collecting his coat. Origenismed adj. Drunk to the extent of deriving three incompatible conclusions from one ecclesiastical proposition. Leshia became Origenismed and annotated the drinks menu with competing theological conclusions. Origenisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a doctrine whose finer points have plainly escaped you. Talara grew Origenisted and began correcting the pub's account of early theology. Orinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and acquiring the polished, sweetly unmanageable air of a carefully bred apple. Wamon was Orinned by the final bell, glossy with drink and rolling gently towards the taxi. Orinoco agoutied adj. Still drunk, and moving through the room in small, purposeful bursts towards something nobody has identified. Drena remained Orinoco agoutied, darting between chairs whenever someone mentioned snacks. Orinoco crocodiled adj. Too drunk to move quickly, yet perfectly prepared to wait beside the conversation until something edible appears. Lindia was Orinoco crocodiled beside the buffet, motionless except for one deliberate reach. Orinoco goosed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain upright on narrow feet while making a considered nuisance of yourself near water. Jeanett was Orinoco goosed by the canal, standing squarely in the puddle and refusing assistance. Orinoco piculeted adj. Having drunk enough to peck at a problem repeatedly, with no prospect of enlarging it. Hildagard was Orinoco piculeted, tapping the locked cupboard as though persistence were carpentry. Orinoco saltatored adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and proceeding by short, tuneful hops between conversations. Jj was Orinoco saltatored, changing tables by little jumps whenever the music altered. Orioled adj. You have drunk enough to support the home side with professional volume and no relevant information. Wilmajean was Orioled and supplied tactical advice to a match shown without sound. Orion drived adj. You are drunk and advancing by successive explosions, each intended to improve your position. Maniya went Orion drived through the crowded lounge, using chairs as an improvised launch platform. Orionided (/əˈɹaɪ.ə.nɪdd/) adj. Of a drinker: appearing at intervals, arriving from a distant direction, and leaving a bright trail of poor decisions. Ninnette was Orionided, crossing the garden at intervals and vanishing behind the shed. Oriyaed (/ɔˈrijəd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become a geographical footnote in his own sitting room. Ellwyn was Oriyaed by midnight, present in the room but consulted by nobody. Orizabanned adj. A drinker who has made the room feel climatically higher than its ceiling permits. Brinleigh was Orizabanned, breathing heavily beside the coat stand and requesting thinner air. Orkhonned adj. A drinker so far gone that warmth is being retained chiefly by the jumper and not by the person. Tamyka was Orkhonned, wrapped in three coats and offering woollen advice to the landlord. Orkney skiffed adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding across the floor with the lateral uncertainty of a small fishing boat. Monzelle was Orkney skiffed, making the journey to the bar by a distinctly tidal route.