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orthodox file managered adj. Drunk since last orders, and sorting the room into directories from which nobody can retrieve anything. orthodox spinned adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently rotating one finger while claiming control of the entire evening. Maebh went orthodox spinned and demonstrated a finger trick with the salt cellar. orthodox spinnered adj. A drinker so far gone that a finger movement is taken as proof of expert authority. orthodoxalitied adj. Still drunk, and treating one approved arrangement of things as the only possible arrangement. Keishun was orthodoxalitied, rejecting every taxi route that differed from the first suggestion. orthodoxiaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish correct praise from confident applause at the wrong moment. orthodoxianed adj. Having drunk enough to treat personal preference as settled doctrine. Malibu orthodoxianed over the correct tea-making order, treating preference as household doctrine. orthodoxied (/ˈɔːθədɒksid/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken loud certainty for correctness in doctrine, belief, and pub arrangements. Conita got orthodoxied and corrected the quizmaster with admirable but misplaced certainty. orthodoxismed adj. Having drunk more than good sense permits, and enforcing a strict rule nobody remembers making. Matteen got orthodoxismed and banned all departures from the original seating plan. orthodoxisted adj. You have drunk enough to advocate one rigid solution to every problem, including those already solved. Mirtha went orthodoxisted and proposed identical remedies for the leaking tap and the late bus. orthodoxizationed adj. You are drunk and turning casual arrangements into official doctrine without consulting anyone present. Berra got orthodoxizationed and converted a friendly card game into a regulated institution. orthodoxnessed adj. Of a drinker: certain that the traditional answer is correct, particularly when unable to remember it. Artella was orthodoxnessed and restored the chairs to their supposed original order. orthodromed adj. Describing a drinker who takes the shortest great-circle route, regardless of furniture or ordinary geography. Joaovictor went orthodromed and crossed the room diagonally through two occupied tables. orthodromicsed adj. A drinker who navigates by the shortest route on paper and the least practical route indoors. orthodromied adj. The state of being drunk and calculating the shortest route home by drawing straight lines through unsuitable obstacles. orthoed (/ˈɔː.θəʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps placing every remaining purchase beside the previous one. Marvenia became orthoed, arranging the glasses adjacently along the bar. orthoepied (/ˈɔː.θəʊˌiː.pid/) adj. The state of being drunk and correcting how everyone says words, including words nobody has spoken.