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orthogeriatricsed adj. Describing a drinker who requires orthopaedic management before attempting the glass of water. orthogerised adj. A drinker who has made the sofa a geriatric ward and the cushions a care plan. Ewura became orthogerised and requested assistance turning over on the sofa.
orthognathied adj. The state of being drunk and retaining a conspicuously straight profile over the kitchen sink. Tayvien looked orthognathied while drinking water with solemn facial precision. orthognathismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the jaw remains formally aligned while the rest seeks the cushions. orthogneissed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become igneous in origin and immovable on the sofa. orthogonal complemented adj. Softened by drink into whatever cushions are perpendicular to the original seating arrangement. orthogonal functioned adj. Loosened by drink into two conversations whose inner product is zero. Jorgie-lea became orthogonal functioned, discussing the sofa while answering about the kettle. orthogonal grouped adj. Emboldened by drink to organise the cushions into a mathematically respectable domestic formation. Gerome got orthogonal grouped and reordered the sofa cushions by row and column. orthogonal matrixed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement requires a transpose before reaching the sink. Markeise became orthogonal matrixed and took several minutes to invert his route to the kitchen. orthogonaled (/ɔːˈθɒɡ.ə.nəld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a straight line between the sofa and the nearest glass of water. orthogonalisationed adj. Drunk to the point where every cushion and glass of water has been made independent of every other. Teale was orthogonalisationed, separating the sofa cushions into mutually independent territories. orthogonalitied adj. Drunk and keeping a respectful right angle from everyone else on the sofa. orthogonalizationed adj. Drunk enough to turn a crowded sofa into a set of non-overlapping personal spaces. orthogoniumed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the sofa as anything but a right-angled triangle. orthogonned adj. The drunkenness of one who meets the sofa at a right angle and remains there.
orthografted adj. Of a drinker: transplanted bodily, after drink, into whichever corner of the pub currently feels like home. Sahnya was orthografted beside the fruit machine, apparently resident there for the remainder of the evening.
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