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orthographed (/ˈɔː(ɹ)θəɡɹæfd/) adj. Of a drinker who has projected himself flatly across the settle, with every angle preserved. orthographered adj. Describing a drinker who devises new spellings for the names on the pub quiz sheet. orthographic neighbored adj. A drinker so far gone that every name becomes another name with one letter altered. orthographic neighborhooded adj. A drinker who treats every similarly named person in the pub as one letter away from friendship. Geneviene went orthographic neighborhooded and greeted every man called Gary as a near relation. orthographic neighboured adj. The state of being drunk and treating each similarly spelt stranger as a nearby acquaintance. Geovanie was orthographic neighboured, finding a new mate whenever one letter changed. orthographic neighbourhooded adj. The condition of a drinker who finds social proximity in every name differing by one letter. Rhaniya became orthographic neighbourhooded and worked through the bar by almost-matching names. orthographied (/ɔːˈθɒɡɹəfid/) adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of competing spellings, none suitable for the taxi driver. orthographisted adj. The drunkenness of one who rewrites the pub signs according to private spelling principles. orthogravitropismed adj. Softened by drink into bending steadily downward, particularly when approaching the bar floor. Ryden grew orthogravitropismed and descended towards the carpet whenever conversation paused. orthogrided adj. Sharpened by drink into a rectangular arrangement of elbows, knees and fixed opinions. orthogrouped adj. Loosened by drink into a family of related strangers, all apparently descended from the same ancestor. orthohantavirused adj. Emboldened by drink to circulate through the pub, enveloped in confidence and carrying a negative sense of direction. orthohedronned adj. Slowed by drink to a box-like shuffle, with two firm faces and four uncertain sides. Jeptha went orthohedronned and negotiated the narrow passage by successive right angles. orthoheliumed adj. Softened by drink into a triplet state, with two companions and no definite direction. orthohepadnavirused adj. Drunk and replicating the same pub story in a closed, increasingly unresponsive system. Quinshon was orthohepadnavirused, repeating the same anecdote while the bar quietly emptied. orthohydrogened adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the two people beside you are spinning in parallel.