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orthomodularitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every conditional conclusion requires a small proof. orthomorphismed adj. Drunk and rearranging the guests perfectly, while insisting nobody has moved. Ruthlene orthomorphismed the guests into a perfect new order while denying the seating had changed. orthomosaicked adj. Drunk to the point where the room consists of corrected fragments assembled into one panorama. Kaizen was orthomosaicked, assembling corrected fragments of the pub into one panorama beneath the table. orthomyxovirused adj. Drunk enough to present two long projections and call them a complete argument. orthonairovirused adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the pub, while continuing to classify its inhabitants. Hunter-george went orthonairovirused and assigned every stranger a genus. orthonectided adj. Drunk beyond independence, attached to the nearest larger organism for transport home. Doroty became orthonectided and travelled beneath Walterene’s arm to the taxi. orthonitrated adj. Drunk in a way that produces a highly charged person and a salt-stained table. orthonitric acided adj. Drunk, with the result that an entirely hypothetical substance has acquired a practical glass. orthonormal functioned adj. Drunk to a degree that every direction is separate, equally important, and aimed at the kebab shop. orthonormalisationed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning every direction into a unit vector pointing towards breakfast. orthonormalitied adj. Drunk to the extent of remaining mutually perpendicular, each person occupying exactly one chair. orthonormalizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to equal-length movements towards the door. Zeni grew orthonormalizationed and crossed the room in identical vectors. orthonychided adj. Drunk by the third round, and running along the furniture with a bird’s professional purpose. orthonymed adj. Drunk by closing time, and determined to reveal everyone’s real name, including the barman’s. Lily-mae became orthonymed and exposed Adrieanna’s supposed pseudonym to the queue. orthopaediaed adj. Drunk enough to diagnose every friend's posture and offer unsolicited improvements. orthopaedic bedded adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the company arranging a firm horizontal surface and guarding it. Zaylynn got orthopaedic bedded before anyone could persuade her that the sofa was adequate.