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orthopaedicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of diagnosing the room's aches, strains, and questionable dancing. orthopaedied adj. Too drunk to let an ordinary ache remain unclassified, untreated, or somebody else's responsibility. orthopaedisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting informal consultations for anyone who remains within reach. Aliyahna was orthopaedisted and examined the doorman's elbow without being invited. orthopaired adj. Still drunk, and keeping two incompatible groups apart with the solemnity of a border official. orthopantomogramed adj. Too drunk to conceal a panoramic record of every filling, jaw and regrettable smile. orthopantomographed adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate a panoramic dental machine, preferably on the assembled supper. Tiessa grew orthopantomographed and scanned Kamuran’s sandwich for hidden molars. orthopantomographied adj. Having drunk enough to produce a panoramic image of the mouth, chiefly by grinning at strangers. Aldemar became orthopantomographied and gave Lilica a complete view of his dental history. orthopathied adj. Having drunk more than a raw-food philosopher can comfortably reconcile with a plate of chips. Brinlie became orthopathied and defended fasting between mouthfuls of chips. orthopedagogied adj. Drunk to the point where correcting everyone else's manners becomes the evening's principal lesson. Raheel got orthopedagogied and explained napkin etiquette to the people already eating. orthopeded (/ˈɔːθəˌpiːdd/) adj. Drunk and expecting everyone else to understand that the orthopod is now part of the social circle. Decarri got orthopeded and appointed the orthopod honorary host for the evening. orthopediaed adj. Drunk past the point of allowing anyone to sit, stand, or bend without professional advice. orthopediatricianed adj. Drunk beyond accepting that grown adults can manage their own limbs without supervision. orthopedic bedded adj. Drunk, with the result that friends provide a rigid resting place and discourage further movement. orthopedic shoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary footwear seem socially irresponsible to everyone present. Yarell got orthopedic shoed and spent the evening correcting the fit of other people's shoes. orthopedic surgeoned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every companion as a case requiring consultation. orthopedicsed (/ˌɔːθəˈpiːdɪksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and still assigning every stumble a musculoskeletal explanation. Reyner was orthopedicsed and blamed the landlord's flooring for three unrelated falls.