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orthopedied adj. Drunk by the third round, and already correcting the furniture, posture, and gait of the company. Kimbal got orthopedied and rearranged the chairs to protect everyone's spines. orthopedisted adj. Still drunk, and convinced that every friend's evening would improve under surgical supervision. Fifi was orthopedisted, planning corrective procedures for the group's less graceful dancers. orthoperiodated adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the assembled company as a collection of iodine compounds requiring separation. Asbah got orthoperiodated and sorted the guests according to imagined chemical compatibility. orthoperiodic acided adj. Having drunk enough to become corrosively precise about who belongs beside whom. Evaya was orthoperiodic acided and rearranged the seating with chemical severity. orthopervanadated adj. Having drunk more than the room can comfortably contain, and combining with every available conversation. Louie got orthopervanadated and joined four separate discussions without being invited. orthophasmavirused adj. You have drunk enough to spread one peculiar idea through everyone you meet. Unkown got orthophasmavirused and infected the whole table with theories about the landlord. orthophemismed adj. You are drunk and speaking with such exact plainness that nobody can pretend not to understand. Veronique got orthophemismed and told the host precisely why the party was deteriorating. orthophenylened adj. Of a drinker: linked closely to one companion, while remaining distinctly separate from the rest. orthophenylphenoled adj. Of a drinker who has preserved two adjoining social circles with a distinctly antiseptic manner. Shabreka became orthophenylphenoled and moved between two groups, disinfecting each conversation with facts. orthophlebiided adj. Describing a drinker who creeps sideways through the gathering, alarming guests with patient persistence. orthophonied (/ɔː(ɹ)ˈθɒfənid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that correct articulation becomes everybody else's shared responsibility. orthophonisted adj. A drinker who makes every companion repeat themselves, then corrects the pronunciation. Kameisha got orthophonisted and made the waiter repeat the specials in proper syllables. orthophoriaed adj. Drunk to a degree that both eyes remain parallel, though the conversation does not. Jilleen was orthophoriaed, looking directly at the landlord and answering the plant. orthophoricked adj. Drunk to the extent of keeping both eyes aligned while losing track of everything between them. orthophosphated adj. Drunk on the strength of ordinary salts, and consequently rather matter-of-fact about it. Riesha was orthophosphated and spent ten minutes explaining that the drink was chemically unremarkable. orthophosphited adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to the simpler form of most arguments.