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orthophosphoric acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically inclined to dissolve the evening's remaining structure. Laquentin was orthophosphoric acided, and the carefully arranged seating plan did not survive. orthophotoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every crooked view as though it had been corrected. Juliya was orthophotoed, insisting the tilted room looked perfectly uniform from above. orthophotographed adj. Still drunk, and presenting a uniformly scaled account of events that had not been uniform at all. orthophotographied adj. Too drunk to distinguish distance from appearance, but still prepared to measure both. Elyssa was orthophotographied and estimated the bathroom at forty metres, despite touching its door. orthophotomapped adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn the room into a map, with the bar marked as the destination. Kayhan was orthophotomapped, using the carpet pattern to navigate towards another drink. orthophotomosaicked adj. Having drunk enough to assemble several partial memories into one reasonably continuous evening. Codyallen was orthophotomosaicked, combining three accounts of the taxi into a single landscape. orthophotoquadded adj. Having drunk more than four measured views of the same room can usefully support. Lillienne was orthophotoquadded and had divided the pub into four identical-looking quarters. orthophyred adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a hard surface and several conspicuous inclusions. Muzik was orthophyred, with small fixed opinions showing through the evening's softer material. orthopiaed adj. You are drunk and seeing normally, which is not especially helpful when the room is moving. orthopinacoided adj. Of a drinker: divided into two planes, both parallel to the bar and neither particularly useful. orthopinakiolited adj. Of a drinker who has become black, mineral, and quietly composed of several less quiet elements. Runette was orthopinakiolited, sitting darkly by the radiator and containing several incompatible opinions. orthoplasied adj. Describing a drinker who preserves each ill-judged modification until it acquires apparent purpose. orthoplexed adj. A drinker who has become convex, angular, and arranged around rather more points than necessary. Solan was orthoplexed, presenting a different corner of the argument to each person present. orthopneaed adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot lie down comfortably and therefore negotiates with the furniture. orthopneic positioned adj. A drinker so far gone that sitting upright, bent towards the table, seems medically advisable. Locksley was orthopneic positioned, leaning over the table as though it had prescribed this posture. orthopneumovirused adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting the same poorly understood condition across the room.