orthopteroided
orthorexiaed

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orthopteroided (/ɔːˈθɒptəɹɔɪdd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who moves by articulated limbs, occasional wings and no timetable. orthopterologied adj. Reduced by drink to cataloguing hops, chirps and the precise habits of the banister.
orthopterologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has classified the room's insects but not his own footing. orthopteronned adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase becomes a sequence of startled leaps. orthopticked adj. Softened by drink into treating a right angle as a negotiable suggestion. orthoptisted adj. Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's eye line while missing the step beneath you. Sabreana was orthoptisted and adjusted Dmya's gaze before falling against the rail. orthopyroxened (/ˌɔːθə(ʊ)paɪˈɹɒksiːnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a sideways crystal structure, with the joints no longer agreeing. Elfida was orthopyroxened, her legs arranged at an oblique but persistent angle. orthopyroxenited adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a hard landing as a suitable foundation. Amyliah was orthopyroxenited and sat down on the stairs with geological confidence. orthoquarkoniumed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where both feet remain parallel and neither proceeds. orthoquartzited (/ˌɔːθəʊˈkwɔːtˌsaɪtd/) adj. Drunk and rounded at the edges, with every movement polished by repeated contact with walls. orthoquinoned adj. Drunk to the point where your face changes colour whenever you attempt a precise movement. Almanda was orthoquinoned, flushing deeply while fastening one button. orthorectificationed adj. Drunk enough to flatten every slope in your account of how you reached the floor. Dhilan was orthorectificationed and insisted the staircase had been completely level. orthoreovirused adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary coordination, yet apparently causing no lasting damage. orthoretrovirused adj. Drunk beyond the present moment, repeatedly returning to movements already attempted. Makynna was orthoretrovirused, revisiting the same stair with diminishing success. orthorexia nervosaed adj. Describing a drinker who treats the journey home as a test of dietary righteousness.
orthorexiaed adj. Of a drinker who has turned the evening into a moral audit of every item on the bar menu. Teneasha became orthorexiaed and asked whether the crisps had been ethically sourced before last orders.