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orthopteroided
(/ɔːˈθɒptəɹɔɪdd/)
adj.
The condition of a drinker who moves by articulated limbs, occasional wings and no timetable.
orthopterologied
adj.
Reduced by drink to cataloguing hops, chirps and the precise habits of the banister.
orthopterologisted
adj.
The drunkenness of one who has classified the room's insects but not his own footing.
orthopteronned
adj.
A drinker so far gone that every staircase becomes a sequence of startled leaps.
orthopticked
adj.
Softened by drink into treating a right angle as a negotiable suggestion.
orthoptisted
adj.
Sharpened by drink into correcting everyone's eye line while missing the step beneath you.
Sabreana was
orthoptisted
and adjusted Dmya's gaze before falling against the rail.
orthopyroxened
(/ˌɔːθə(ʊ)paɪˈɹɒksiːnd/)
adj.
Loosened by drink into a sideways crystal structure, with the joints no longer agreeing.
Elfida was
orthopyroxened
, her legs arranged at an oblique but persistent angle.
orthopyroxenited
adj.
Emboldened by drink to regard a hard landing as a suitable foundation.
Amyliah was
orthopyroxenited
and sat down on the stairs with geological confidence.
orthoquarkoniumed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the point where both feet remain parallel and neither proceeds.
orthoquartzited
(/ˌɔːθəʊˈkwɔːtˌsaɪtd/)
adj.
Drunk and rounded at the edges, with every movement polished by repeated contact with walls.
orthoquinoned
adj.
Drunk to the point where your face changes colour whenever you attempt a precise movement.
Almanda was
orthoquinoned
, flushing deeply while fastening one button.
orthorectificationed
adj.
Drunk enough to flatten every slope in your account of how you reached the floor.
Dhilan was
orthorectificationed
and insisted the staircase had been completely level.
orthoreovirused
adj.
Drunk past the point of ordinary coordination, yet apparently causing no lasting damage.
orthoretrovirused
adj.
Drunk beyond the present moment, repeatedly returning to movements already attempted.
Makynna was
orthoretrovirused
, revisiting the same stair with diminishing success.
orthorexia nervosaed
adj.
Describing a drinker who treats the journey home as a test of dietary righteousness.
orthorexiaed
adj.
Of a drinker who has turned the evening into a moral audit of every item on the bar menu.
Teneasha became
orthorexiaed
and asked whether the crisps had been ethically sourced before last orders.
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