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orthotacticsed adj. Drunk past the point of observing where letters are permitted to stand in a written word. Bradford was orthotacticsed and rearranged the sign until no word retained its lawful pattern. orthotaxonned adj. Drunk beyond resemblance, insisting that people be classified by their actual relationships. orthoteliined adj. Drunk in a way that sends one moth-like from lamp to lamp, with systematic disregard for the furniture. orthotellurated adj. Drunk, with the result that sixfold anions are attributed to any salt encountered. Ethar was orthotellurated and identified the salt cellar as a particularly convincing anion. orthotenied adj. Drunk to a degree that every journey is plotted as a straight flight path, including the detours. orthotetrahedronned adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging three pairs of relationships at right angles and resenting diagonals. Mannuel was orthotetrahedronned and seated the party according to six mutually perpendicular obligations. orthothecided adj. Drunk on the strength of a fossil shell, ancient in bearing and reluctant to move from its casing. orthothioformated adj. Drunk since last orders, and formally composed of three unstable mercaptan-like attachments to one complaint. Kittye was orthothioformated and connected every grievance to the same forgotten round. orthoticked adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring external support, alignment and a modest adjustment of the knees. Lilibeth was orthoticked and accepted the coat stand as a legitimate bodily appliance. orthotisted adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to fit everyone with corrective equipment made from bar towels. Urho became orthotisted and fashioned a foot brace from a napkin and two cocktail sticks. orthotitanic acided adj. Still drunk, and chemically inclined to regard every bodily fluid as an acid of titanium. Kaceyon was orthotitanic acided and classified the spilled cider as a hydrated metallic compound. orthotolidined adj. Too drunk to distinguish dye production from ordinary conversation, or to leave either unstained. Kenneith was orthotolidined and gave the white tablecloth an experimental blue margin. orthotomic circled adj. Having drunk enough to intersect three separate conversations at right angles without belonging to any of them. orthotomicked adj. Sufficiently drunk to join two unrelated circles by their poles and call the resulting line inevitable. orthotomied adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with cutting anything at a right angle, including a sandwich. orthotonesised adj. You have drunk enough to accent every small grammatical dependent as though it were delivering the principal argument.