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oryalled adj. Drunk and projecting from the conversation at an architectural angle, with everyone else obliged to walk round you. oryctered adj. Too drunk to notice that the long-snouted animal is not accepting financial advice. Odies became oryctered and tried to explain mortgage rates to an aardvark at the zoo.
orycteroped adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that an aardvark is merely an unusually quiet colleague. Marte grew orycteroped and introduced the aardvark as the night's most reliable accountant. orycteropodided adj. Having drunk enough to regard the aardvark and its extinct relatives as a family awaiting your leadership. orycticsed adj. Having drunk more than the fossils justify, and excavating evidence for opinions already formed. oryctognosied adj. You have drunk enough to claim expert knowledge of anything recently removed from the ground. oryctographied adj. You are drunk and describing fossils with the confidence normally reserved for eyewitnesses. oryctologied adj. Of a drinker who has excavated one fact and built an entire mineral collection around it. oryctologisted adj. Of a drinker: professionally certain that every object dug from the earth requires immediate classification. oryctozoologied adj. Describing a drinker who confidently reconstructs whole animals from one fossil and two drinks. Kayleeh became oryctozoologied and reconstructed an extinct beast from a chicken bone. orysastrobinned adj. A drinker who applies the wrong treatment with admirable confidence and waits for the problem to disappear. Jhanae became orysastrobinned and sprayed fungicide on the table after spilling her drink. oryxed (/ˈɔɹ.ɪksd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every straight line becomes a horn and every argument a charge. oryzacystatinned adj. The state of being drunk and inhibiting every sensible response while confidently calling it restraint. Rashawna became oryzacystatinned and stopped anyone correcting her route to the station. oryzalexinned adj. The condition of a drinker who releases defensive compounds instead of admitting the plan was poor. oryzalinned adj. The drunkenness of one who selectively eliminates obstacles, beginning with useful advice. Qubilah became oryzalinned and removed every sensible suggestion from the evening's plan.
oryzanoled adj. Reduced by drink to a protective surface around an idea that should not be exposed.
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