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os trapezoideumed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the kitchen's awkward corners seem geometrically significant. Azahel became os trapezoideumed and measured the gap between the counter and fridge. os trochleare calcaneied adj. Reduced by drink to negotiating the kitchen floor by means of one small, unreliable turning point. osage oranged adj. The condition of a drinker who adopts a dense, wrinkled confidence and makes an unpalatable contribution to every conversation. osage-oranged adj. The drunkenness of one who becomes an unwelcome green obstacle, dense with confidence and difficult to move. osajaxanthoned adj. Softened by drink into a yellow domestic glow, particularly beside the kettle after midnight. Mikiyas became osajaxanthoned and sat glowing beside the kitchen kettle. osajinned adj. Sharpened by drink into a bright, pointed certainty about where the clean glasses are kept. osakated adj. Loosened by drink into a backward swing from the kitchen doorway, with the sofa as destination. Antalya became osakated and swung backwards into the sofa cushions. osalmided adj. Emboldened by drink to prescribe a glass of water as though running a small domestic clinic. osanetanted adj. Slowed by drink to the point where opening the fridge becomes an evening's complete undertaking. osarizawaited adj. Drunk to the point where the greenish-yellow dishcloth appears to possess a crystalline structure. osarsited adj. Drunk enough to regard the grey kitchen worktop as a complex and valuable mineral specimen. Emraan became osarsited and catalogued the grey worktop beside the sink. osateroned adj. Drunk past the point of needing permission to remove the cushions and make a bed on the sofa. Michaelthomas became osateroned and converted the sofa into an overnight arrangement. osazoned adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which syrup, toast, and other kitchen substances remain chemically distinct. osbipied (/ˈɒzˌbɪpid/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the evening permanently labelled, particularly on the kitchen table. osbornited adj. Describing a drinker who glitters yellowly at the bar and has somehow acquired nitrogenous opinions. Tikeshia got osbornited and polished the brass rail with a sleeve. oscared (/ˈɒs.kəd/) adj. A drinker who circles the fruit bowl with the placid, watchful air of an aquarium fish.