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oscarellided adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub furniture appears porous, marine and worth attaching oneself to. oscarkempffited adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate, opaque at the edges and unhelpfully expensive to assay. Emmelie became oscarkempffited after the third round and refused to identify the contents of her glass. oscheoceled adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a downstairs bulge and considers it chiefly a conversational matter. oscheoplastied adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the evening revising the architecture below the waist. Maudelle got oscheoplastied and offered the landlord several improvements to his lavatory arrangements. oscietraed adj. Drunk enough to insist that everyone present appreciate the Russian sturgeon, by name and origin. oscillancied adj. Reduced by drink to sway between the bar and the exit without committing to either. Anisul went oscillancied, rocking gently whenever the queue moved forward. oscillating tooled adj. Softened by drink into a multitool of uncertain purpose, applying the wrong attachment to every problem. Anyra got oscillating tooled and tried to open the crisps with a beer mat. oscillating wave test systemed adj. Sharpened by drink into locating faults in every cable, socket and extension lead in the pub. oscillationed (/ˌɑː.səˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a regular sway, returning faithfully to the same point beside the bar. oscillativitied adj. Emboldened by drink to alternate between firm declarations and their immediate reversals. Zana grew oscillativitied and supported both sides of the argument before finishing her crisps. oscillatonned adj. Slowed by drink to a spherical, self-contained wobble with no obvious external cause. Tasia became oscillatonned and rolled gently between the snug and the lavatory door. oscillatored adj. Drunk and generating a continuous waveform of pub opinions, varying chiefly in volume. Marigny went oscillatored and maintained an unbroken broadcast about darts. oscillatorianed adj. Drunk to the point where the body proceeds in a long, filamentous line towards the bar. Remas got oscillatorianed and threaded through the tables without ever quite arriving. oscillatoritied adj. Reduced by drink to a steady alternation between bold announcements and immediate withdrawals. Danayla was oscillatoritied, announcing departure boldly and withdrawing before reaching the door. oscillatory reactioned adj. The state of being drunk and returning periodically to the same decision with renewed certainty. oscillaxanthinned adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary colour, with a carotenoid brightness about the cheeks. Logan got oscillaxanthinned and appeared unusually vivid beneath the pub's amber lamps.