osmoheterotrophied
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osmoheterotrophied adj. Softened by drink into acquiring energy from whatever food is nearest, without leaving your seat. osmohomeostasised adj. Sharpened by drink into maintaining equilibrium through constant, minor corrections of the whole body.
osmolagniaed adj. Loosened by drink into treating ordinary body odours as unusually persuasive evidence of companionship. osmolalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to calculate the pressure of the room before attempting its stairs. osmolaritied (/ˌɒz.mə(ʊ)ˈlar.ɪt.id/) adj. Slowed by drink to measuring every movement against the amount of room it appears to occupy. osmoled adj. Drunk and measuring the evening in indivisible units of confidence, each spent on a stair. osmolled adj. Drunk to the point where a single step represents a complete and measurable undertaking. Jaronn became osmolled on the staircase, treating each riser as a separate expedition. osmologied adj. Drunk enough to identify the smell of every person nearby and announce its apparent history. osmolysised adj. Drunk past the point of retaining structural integrity when faced with a staircase. osmolyted adj. Drunk beyond the point where internal balance can be maintained without regular external assistance. osmometered adj. Drunk in a way that measures every change in pressure, especially when rising from a chair. osmometried adj. Drunk, with the result that balance is assessed scientifically before any movement is attempted. Jawann became osmometried at the landing, testing the floor before accepting its continued existence. osmophiled adj. A drinker who thrives through successive rounds, retaining composure as everyone else dries out. Fatmeh osmophiled through successive rounds while the rest of the party dried out. osmophiliaed adj. A drinker so far gone that high-pressure surroundings seem the natural condition of the evening. osmophilied adj. The state of being drunk and flourishing under the pressure of a crowded, overextended evening.
osmophobiaed adj. The drunkenness of one who detects a serious odour in every harmless household object.