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Ortygianed adj. Drunk beyond the morning's ordinary boundaries, with the bedroom treated as a distant island. Falando was Ortygianed, stranded between the bed and the bathroom by an invisible sea. Orvieto wared adj. Describing a drinker who confidently treats every surface as a suitably glazed historical vessel. Ramondo, thoroughly Orvieto wared, served the crisps from a saucer intended for loose change. Orvietoed (/ɔːˈvjeɪtəʊd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the morning pale, dry and faintly wine-coloured in recollection. Fauste was Orvietoed by breakfast, drinking water with the concentration usually reserved for white wine. Orwellianismed adj. A drinker who confidently reorganises the room around surveillance, repression and a clipboard. Aseelah became Orwellianismed and assigned everyone a monitored seat near the fruit machine. Orwellismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every private thought seems to require authorisation from the landlord. Kailianna got Orwellismed and asked permission before choosing a song on the jukebox. Osage oranged adj. The state of being drunk and confidently mistaken for a large, wrinkled green fruit best kept behind a hedge. Jevaeh stood motionless beside the garden wall, impressively Osage oranged and refusing the offered sandwich. Osakanned (/əʊˈsɑːkənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to issuing brisk civic instructions about a city you have never visited. Roshawna became Osakanned and directed the taxi towards Osaka with complete geographical confidence. Oscanned (/ˈɒskənd/) adj. Softened by drink into confidently reviving an ancient language nobody present can verify. Harlea became Oscanned and translated the drinks list into a language last heard in Campania. Oscar Asched adj. Loosened by drink into spending cash with the confidence of a person who has just found more. Ashlea became Oscar Asched and paid for the entire round in coins from an unrelated coat. Oscar baited adj. Emboldened by drink to perform suffering, sincerity and redemption for an audience consisting of the nearest table. Kebron became Oscar baited and delivered a moving monologue about losing his bar token. Oscared (/ˈɒs.kəd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into accepting every minor compliment as an award-worthy performance. Lanson got Oscared and gave an acceptance speech after successfully opening the crisps. Oscarologisted adj. Slowed by drink to predicting awards with the solemnity of a pundit whose envelope has gone missing. Nabia became Oscarologisted and spent twenty minutes ranking the pub's strongest dramatic entrances. Oscied adj. Drunk and confidently pluralising every person present as though addressing an ancient assembly. Olatunde became Oscied and called the entire bar an Italic people before ordering another round. Oseted adj. Drunk beyond the ability to locate the correct side of the sofa, but not beyond asking for water. Gunveer got Oseted and searched both ends of the sofa for the same cushion. Osetianed adj. Drunk, with the result that the simplest journey acquires several unnecessary domestic stages. Poetri got Osetianed and visited the kitchen, sofa and fridge before drinking the water. Osgood-Schlatter diseased adj. Drunk to the point where every ache below the knee becomes a confident clinical diagnosis. Treyshun got Osgood-Schlatter diseased and diagnosed his knee against the edge of the booth.