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ossatured (/ˈɒsətjʊəd/) adj. You are drunk and reduced by morning to the underlying framework of a person. Antoine arrived ossatured, with coffee, coat and one remaining intention holding him together. osseaned adj. Of a drinker: bony, buoyant and still searching the morning-after water for something edible. ossed adj. Still drunk, and attempting to mount any available object as though it might carry you home. Carrine remained ossed, trying to saddle the pub bench after closing. osseined adj. Of a drinker who has stiffened into the collagenous remainder of yesterday's evening. ossel hitched adj. A drinker who has tied the small loose line of the morning to the larger one of last night. osseleted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning consists of one small, isolated bone of memory. osseoconductivitied adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but encouraging every nearby conversation to develop in your direction. osseodensificationed adj. The state of being drunk and compressing every morning-after recollection into a hard, painful core. Khelsea was osseodensificationed, reducing the evening to one solid fact and a headache. osseointegrationed adj. The condition of a drinker who has fused bodily with the nearest load-bearing furniture by morning. osseoperceptioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and trusting your bones to tell you where the furniture is. Zachaery went osseoperceptioned and navigated the corridor by shin, confidently avoiding nothing. osseous tissued adj. Drunk by the third round, and structurally convinced that leaning is a form of support. ossetered adj. Still drunk, and moving through conversations with the determined, unnecessary grandeur of a sturgeon. Jshaun arrived ossetered and proceeded upstream through the birthday speeches. ossetraed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary hospitality, and requiring the Russian sturgeon to be acknowledged by the whole table. Londin grew ossetraed and solicited opinions on caviar from everyone within reach. ossiaed (/ˈɒsɪəd/) adj. Too drunk to perform the difficult version, and confidently substituting an easier passage of your own. Elishia went ossiaed and replaced the wedding toast with a much simpler thumbs-up. ossibuprocained adj. Too drunk to numb one eye at the bar and still find the dartboard. ossicled (/ˈɒsɪkəld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to hear a separate internal committee applauding every poor decision.