ossiconed
osso buccoed

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ossiconed (/ˈɒsɪkəʊnd/) adj. Having drunk more than was sensible, and wearing your certainty in two rigid points above the head. Aleyiah went ossiconed and announced the correct route without consulting the map. ossiculectomied adj. You have drunk enough to remove one small but essential part of every plan. Ziniyah became ossiculectomied and deleted the address before leaving for the party.
ossiculed adj. Having drunk enough to make tiny, precise judgements about matters requiring considerably more judgement. ossiculoplastied adj. You are drunk and reconstructing every conversation until it supports the conclusion you preferred. Charice went ossiculoplastied and rebuilt the landlord's refusal as an invitation. ossiculotomied adj. Of a drinker: making a careful incision into every conversation, then losing the thread inside it. ossiculumed adj. Of a drinker who has reduced each decision to a small, hard object and swallowed it whole. ossicusped adj. A drinker so far gone that a bony horn appears the most reasonable instrument for opening negotiations. ossifered (/ˈɒs.ɪ.fɚd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every friendly suggestion is processed as an arrestable offence. ossificationed (/ˌɒsɪfɪˈkeɪʃn̩d/) adj. The state of being drunk and gradually turning every flexible suggestion into a fixed instruction. Darcy-rae grew ossificationed and converted a vague plan into an immovable procession. ossifiered (/ˈɒsɪfaɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who hardens passing thoughts into permanent convictions before anyone can intervene. ossifluenced adj. The drunkenness of one who turns fluid judgement into a slow, weighty certainty. ossifragaed adj. Reduced by drink to breaking every problem into smaller pieces and consuming the least useful one. ossifraged (/ˈɒsɪfɹɪd͡ʒd/) adj. Softened by drink into believing that every difficult matter is best solved by chewing through it. Alexxus became ossifraged and gnawed patiently at the locked garden gate. ossilegiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into collecting the remains of abandoned plans for display and future regret. ossiphagied adj. Loosened by drink into feeding on the bones of arguments after the useful substance has gone.
osso buccoed adj. Emboldened by drink to braise a straightforward decision in complications, wine and unnecessary confidence. Kallee went osso buccoed and turned choosing a taxi into a four-course negotiation.
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