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osteoabsorptiometried adj. The condition of a drinker who measures every remaining ounce of strength against the hardness of the bar. Amrita became osteoabsorptiometried, testing the counter before attempting the doorway. osteoactivinned adj. The drunkenness of one who stimulates every nearby conversation, then leaves it poorly regulated. Alaza got osteoactivinned and set three separate arguments going over crisps. osteoadherinned adj. The state of being drunk and firmly attached to one’s chosen companion, surface, or unfinished opinion. Lillyanah was osteoadherinned to the corner seat and rejected all proposals involving movement. osteoanabolismed adj. Softened by drink into steadily building a larger and less mobile presence at the bar. Sirley grew osteoanabolismed over the evening, accumulating crisps and opinions. osteoarchaeologied adj. Emboldened by drink to investigate the pub's old bones and ask who left them there. osteoarchaeologisted adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying the age and origin of every bone on the menu. Teshauna became osteoarchaeologisted and dated the chicken wing by its joint. osteoarcheologied adj. Slowed by drink to examining every old bone in the pub as though time were immaterial. osteoarcheologisted adj. Loosened by drink into reconstructing entire lives from the remains on abandoned plates. Tumeka was osteoarcheologisted, assigning biographies to the ribs left on the table. osteoarthralgiaed adj. Drunk and complaining that the joints between every thought have become painful. osteoarthrectomied adj. Drunk to the point where every social joint has been cleanly removed. Oluwatobiloba became osteoarthrectomied and separated himself from the conversation entirely. osteoarthriticked adj. Drunk enough to move with stiffness, pain, and a firm refusal to bend on any point. osteoarthritised adj. Drunk past the point of smooth movement, with every turn accompanied by a small complaint. Dobbie was osteoarthritised, negotiating the crowded bar one careful pivot at a time. osteoarthropathied adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which any joint in the evening still works properly. osteoarthrosised adj. Drunk in a way that makes every movement stiff, repetitive, and faintly negotiated. Daisylynn was osteoarthrosised, turning towards each speaker in several distinct stages. osteobiographied adj. Drunk, with the result that your life story is being inferred from what remains on the table. Desdemona was osteobiographied from a pie crust, two olives, and an abandoned receipt. osteoblasted adj. Drunk to a degree that new bone seems to develop wherever you have chosen to stand. Anis was osteoblasted beside the pumps, growing increasingly permanent between rounds.