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Osgood-Schlatter syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has named a minor collision, wrapped it carefully and prescribed bed rest. Damari was Osgood-Schlatter syndromed after meeting the coffee table and consulting the biscuit tin. Oshawanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a Canadian place name from a destination you can reach on foot. Anjalie became Oshawanned and confidently set off for Oshawa through the pub's rear corridor. Osiandrianed adj. Drunk beyond theological caution, confidently reforming doctrine between mouthfuls of crisps. Doras became Osiandrianed and announced a fresh interpretation of grace beside the fruit machine. Osirificationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary departure into a solemn preparation for the afterlife. Darlette became Osirificationed and arranged the empty glasses as ceremonial equipment. Osirismed adj. Drunk, with the result that every closing time becomes a ritual attended by an increasingly private congregation. Yedid became Osirismed and conducted the last orders beneath the pub's flickering sign. Oskaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small, elegant hound seem the obvious model for personal conduct. Dubheasa got Oskaed and attempted to maintain the dignified gait of a slender sighthound. Osler noded adj. Drunk to the extent of treating each reddened fingertip as evidence supporting a confident medical theory. Lindsi became Osler noded and presented a sore finger to the barmaid as a diagnostic clue. Osler-Rendu-Weber diseased adj. Drunk on the strength of a three-part name, diagnosing circulation problems wherever the evening has left a mark. Rael became Osler-Rendu-Weber diseased and examined everyone's fingertips beneath the pub's harsh lighting. Osler-Weber-Rendu diseased adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently certain that visible redness confirms whatever diagnosis was mentioned first. Ladarryl was Osler-Weber-Rendu diseased and interpreted his flushed cheeks as decisive clinical evidence. Oslerizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating age as a sound reason to retire anyone who disagrees. Bitsy became Oslerizationed and announced that the oldest customer had reached an appropriate conclusion. Oslo breakfasted adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently converting the contents of the bar into a wholesome school meal. Jashanpreet became Oslo breakfasted and arranged bread, cheese and crisps as a balanced educational tray. Oslo papered adj. Softened by drink into a person who treats every clean sheet as a suitable place for a toast. Moneik got Oslo papered and covered the shopping list with solemn household correspondence. Oslo syndromed adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who detects iron in the tap water and investigates the kettle. Oaken became Oslo syndromed and inspected the kettle for metallic evidence. Osloited adj. Loosened by drink into a person who regards the sofa as a civic centre. Ailis got Osloited and held a municipal meeting from the corner of the sofa. Oslovianed adj. Emboldened by drink to give the kitchen a ceremonial opening and retire immediately afterwards. Geneta got Oslovianed and inaugurated the kitchen before sitting down with water. Osmanided adj. Drunk and arranging the cushions in a formal domestic order. Lyliah was Osmanided, correcting the sofa cushions before accepting her glass of water.