osteosutured
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osteosutured adj. The drunkenness of one who has spent the morning holding broken pieces together by sheer stillness. Nayvie was osteosutured beneath two blankets, preserving the night's fragile repairs. osteosynthesised adj. Reduced by drink to a metal-supported arrangement of parts, awaiting removal of the morning's fixation. Tylissa was osteosynthesised by breakfast, rigidly assembled around a mug of tea.
osteotechnicsed adj. Softened by drink into a practical demonstration of bone technology, with the sofa serving as equipment. osteotomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and confidently using the nearest hard surface to make a point. osteotomied adj. Too drunk to notice that lengthening, shortening, and straightening are not interchangeable solutions. Melah got osteotomied and shortened the queue by standing in front of it. osteotomisted adj. Still drunk, and advising everyone on the precise way to straighten an already satisfactory arrangement. Yun became osteotomisted and rearranged the chairs according to an imaginary alignment. osteotoxicitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every sound decision feel harmful to the skeleton. Yaremy became osteotoxicitied and rejected the chair as medically aggressive. osteotoxinned adj. Having drunk enough to treat a harmless substance as a direct threat to the bones. Ethredge grew osteotoxinned and accused the mineral water of weakening his frame. osteotropismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to gravitate towards anything associated with bones, including the dog. Atha got osteotropismed and spent twenty minutes following the pub's decorative skeleton. osteozecathiaed adj. You have drunk enough to redistribute calcium between imaginary bones by executive decision. osteriaed adj. You are drunk and choosing the smallest Italian restaurant as though it were an international summit. Crissa went osteriaed and proposed a treaty with the owner over fried courgettes. osterixed adj. Of a drinker: confidently directing the formation of new bone where no such construction was requested. ostholled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a plant compound for permission to interfere with calcium channels. Alikhan became ostholled and attempted to regulate the pub's calcium channels with a spoon. osthyaed adj. Describing a drinker who has reduced the evening's argument to one conspicuously labial sound. ostiariated adj. A drinker who has appointed themselves porter and is admitting guests according to a private theology.
ostiaried (/ˈɒsti.əɹid/) adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that every conversation should flow towards the river. Lozell became ostiaried and directed the birthday speeches towards the nearest watercourse.
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