ostiariused
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ostiariused adj. A drinker so far gone that the doorway has acquired a ceremonial guardian. Nathenial was ostiariused and blessed each person entering the kitchen. ostikanated adj. The drunkenness of one who has annexed the room and is governing it by confident decree. Shilonda became ostikanated and divided the pub into districts without consultation.
ostikanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has assumed provincial authority over Armenia and the drinks list. Jerious got ostikanned and began issuing orders to the table as though governing a province. ostinatoed (/ɒstɪˈnɑtoʊd/) adj. Reduced by drink to repeating one musical idea until it acquires the force of policy. Edika got ostinatoed and repeated the same bass line while deciding everyone's route home. ostioled adj. Softened by drink into releasing each half-formed notion through a tiny opening. Lonzo became ostioled and issued opinions in small bursts from behind the curtain. ostitised adj. Softened by drink into an archaic household ornament, best left beside the glass of water. ostiumed adj. Sharpened by drink into identifying every opening as an entrance for a new plan. Elleisha got ostiumed and treated the cupboard door as the evening's principal route forward. ostlered (/ˈɒsləd/) adj. Loosened by drink into confidently tending horses that are, on inspection, coats. ostleressed adj. Emboldened by drink to manage the imaginary stable with genuine professional authority. Dawndi got ostleressed and ordered the pub's bicycles into separate stalls. ostleried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an inn whose guests have nowhere sensible to be. Arlesha became ostleried and took three hours to reach the taxi rank. ostmarked adj. Drunk and treating every purchase as obsolete East German currency requiring careful conversion. ostodolepided adj. Drunk to the point where an extinct microsaur seems the soundest model for personal conduct. ostomated adj. Drunk enough to create a new opening for every consequence your decisions cannot contain. Jevaughn got ostomated and proposed a separate exit for each poor decision. ostomied adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen bin as a properly installed exit route. ostosised adj. Of a drinker: turned the sofa into a permanent extension of the body. Paisynn became ostosised and required the sofa, a blanket and a glass of water.
ostraceaned (/ɒsˈtɹeɪʃi.ənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has sealed himself on the sofa and will open only for snacks.
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