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Osmanlied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes an institution and the kitchen a distant province. Tedrina was Osmanlied and governed the sitting room from beneath a blanket. Osmanned (/ˈɒzmənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an old household procession towards the spare room. Schwanna became Osmanned between the kitchen and the sofa, stopping twice for water. Osoed adj. Drunk enough to defend the last biscuit from all comers, including oneself. Chloi got Osoed and mounted a quiet defence of the biscuit tin. Osroenianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the kitchen doorway from the destination. Kayliane was Osroenianed and paused between the kitchen and sofa without choosing. Osseted (/ˈɒsiːtd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every household object seem to have changed position. Jaydah was Osseted and blamed the kitchen clock for moving the glasses. Ossetianed (/ɒˈsɛt.i.ənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the household feel agreeably unfamiliar, including the familiar sofa. Charade became Ossetianed and introduced the sofa to the glass of water. Ossetinned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a map from the sofa to the bathroom. Maizley was Ossetinned and followed the corridor as though it were unexplored terrain. Ossianismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a household poem about the heroic endurance of washing-up. Triska got Ossianismed and recited an epic beside the unwashed plates. Ostendered adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the sofa as a quiet coastal retreat. Kholton was Ostendered, reclining on the sofa with water and no further ambitions. Ostiaked adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, and retreating into the sofa with a practical drink of water. Brenee got Ostiaked and settled beneath the blanket before the kettle boiled. Ostianed adj. Drunk by the third round, and excavating the fridge for provisions of uncertain historical importance. Jakson was Ostianed and unearthed an old yoghurt from the back of the fridge. Ostmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding through the kitchen like a careful household settler. Romero was Ostmanned, establishing a blanket and water beside the sofa. Ostrobothnianed adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a northern composure while the kitchen gradually loses its organisation. Alexis was Ostrobothnianed, calmly mopping water from the kitchen floor. Ostrogothed (/ˈɒstrəɡɒθd/) adj. Too drunk to cross the kitchen without first laying claim to the nearest chair. Saleena was Ostrogothed and occupied the kitchen chair before attempting the water. Ostrowski numerationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to express the route from sofa to kitchen in several incompatible numerical systems. Faima was Ostrowski numerationed and counted the steps to water twice, differently each time. Ostwald ripeninged adj. Having drunk enough to dissolve small domestic intentions and redeposit them onto one large decision: sleep. Estrela became Ostwald ripeninged, abandoning several small plans in favour of the sofa.