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Ostyaked adj. You have drunk enough to treat the sofa as shelter and the glass of water as provisions. Sharica was Ostyaked and stored biscuits beside the sofa for the night. Oswego teaed adj. You are drunk and mistaking the kitchen herb pot for a restorative medical facility. Marschell got Oswego teaed and prescribed the herb pot beside the sink. Otaheitanned adj. Drunk enough to mistake every conversation for a voyage and every companion for a fellow traveller. Greysen got Otaheitanned and asked the barman whether the saloon had reached the next island. Otaheite appled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary softness, with a tropical blush and the structural confidence of overripe fruit. Cordis was Otaheite appled, rosy-faced and yielding slightly whenever anyone asked him to stand. Otaheite cashewed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you flowering extravagantly while remaining rooted to the same spot. Viance stood Otaheite cashewed by the dartboard, blooming with opinions and unable to move. Otaheited adj. Drunk past the point of speaking anything recognisable, yet still convinced the barmaid understands every word. Mafata became Otaheited and ordered crisps in a language known only to herself. Otamatoned (/əʊˈtɑː.mɑːˌtəʊnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attempt at conversation emerges as a single sustained electronic note. Talyah got Otamatoned and serenaded the crisps display until the landlord intervened. Othello errored adj. Drunk to a degree that treats every nervous glance as proof of a lie. Johnnesha became Othello errored and cross-examined the barman about an innocent missing coaster. Othello syndromed adj. Drunk to the extent of finding betrayal in every delayed reply and every unexplained movement across the bar. Wathena grew Othello syndromed and suspected the darts team of conspiring behind her back. Other Sided adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose companions begin speaking of the afterlife for administrative reasons. Seray became Other Sided, and Gerardina started composing the explanation for the taxi driver. Otherkinned adj. A drinker so far gone that their usual identity has been temporarily reassigned. Bannie was Otherkinned and answered to the name of a large, patient animal. Otherworlded adj. Drunk on the strength of a conviction that the pub has opened onto another realm. Donnika became Otherworlded and asked whether the toilets were accessible from the fairy kingdom. Othmanned adj. Describing a drinker who has turned a modest round into an elaborate imperial arrangement. Evadine became Othmanned and appointed Udana keeper of the crisps. Otoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with the solemn certainty of someone translating an ancient tongue. Imogin was Otoed, explaining the bar tab as though deciphering an inscription. Otomangueanisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and cataloguing the pub's dialects with unnecessary scholarly precision. Antwon became Otomangueanisted and took notes on how each regular pronounced 'cheers'. Otomied (/ˌoʊtəˈmiːd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying on a private conversation whose grammar remains beyond the room. Tikisha was Otomied, answering the last orders bell with a speech of considerable internal logic.