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oughted (/ɔːtd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and in a condition described entirely in the conditional tense: what ought to have occurred, and still might. Porshay went oughted and narrated a detailed account of all the things she was about to do. oughtiesed adj. Loosened by drink into placing the current decade somewhere between two others. Senovio went oughtiesed and dated the landlord's new till to the wrong century. oughtismed adj. Emboldened by drink to do precisely what duty demands, particularly when nobody asked. Doran got oughtismed and cleared every empty glass from the table without permission. oughtnessed adj. Slowed by drink to weighing the moral obligation of ordering another round. Lakiesha became oughtnessed and considered the duty of buying crisps at considerable length. ougiyaed adj. Drunk and dividing the bar tab into five perfectly equal portions. ouguiyaed (/uːˈɡiːjəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every pound in the till has acquired five smaller companions. ouiabooed adj. Drunk enough to romanticise France while mispronouncing the names of its cheeses. Litzzy got ouiabooed and explained French village life to a regular eating pork pies. ouided adj. Drunk past the point of spelling the forbidden herb in a form the filter will accept. ouija boarded adj. You have drunk enough to place every aircraft in the room, and still lose the carrier. Divora went ouija boarded and marshalled the glasses into neat formations. ouijaed adj. Having drunk enough to let a piece of wood settle the question of who is buying. ouistitied adj. The state of being drunk and small, bright-eyed, and clinging to the curtains by breakfast. Sydea was ouistitied in the breakfast room, peering from behind the curtain for signs of coffee. oukied adj. Drunk beyond recognising that every unfamiliar man at the bar is simply a bloke. Analydia was oukied, recognising every unfamiliar man at the bar merely as a bloke. ouklipped adj. Drunk in a way that leaves conversation impervious to anything getting through. oul fellaed (/ˈaʊl fɛ.ləd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every older man in the bar receives the same familiar greeting. oul oned (/ˈaʊl wɒnd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of treating one familiar face as the answer to every question. Uilani went oul oned and pointed at the same regular whenever directions were requested. oul wanned (/ˈaʊl wɒnd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and referring to one particular companion as though kinship were established. Jaqavious went oul wan and kept introducing the dozing barman as his oldest friend.