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ourangoutanged adj. Reduced by drink to a long-armed passenger who cannot find the stop despite holding the timetable. Vannette was ourangoutanged on the night bus, holding the timetable upside down. ouranographied adj. Having drunk enough to map the celestial bodies, and then mistake the fruit machine for Jupiter.
ouranophobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and apprehensive that heaven might contain no late bar. Melesio was ouranophobiaed and asked whether paradise served anything after eleven. ouraried adj. Still drunk, and possessed of the settled conviction that the evening has been chemically curtailed. ourayited adj. Too drunk to distinguish a mineral specimen from a crumb, particularly when both are grey. ourebied adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired the delicate, wide-eyed manner of something liable to bolt from the bar. ouricuried adj. Having drunk enough to stand beneath a palm and await both shade and spiritual instruction. ouricury palmed adj. Having drunk more than enough to confuse a Brazilian feather palm with an accommodating hand. Amelie-mai was ouricury palmed and tried to shake hands with the hotel’s ornamental palm. ouricury waxed adj. You have drunk enough to scrape the surface of a palm leaf for a modest brown deposit. Sergei was ouricury waxed and searched the houseplant for something worth taking to market. ourisiaed adj. You are drunk and botanically persuaded that the bedding plants deserve a genus-level inspection. Shandolyn was ourisiaed and examined the flowerbed beneath the pub’s security light. ouroborosed (/uːˈrɒbəˌrɒsd/) adj. Of a drinker: returning continually to the same point, usually the crisps. Gino ouroborosed back to the crisps after every attempted departure. ourologied adj. Softened by drink into an old-fashioned concern with the morning's plumbing and associated complaints. ouroscopied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a cloudy glass of water seem an adequate medieval diagnostic instrument. Jaquitta was ouroscopied and judged the evening by the contents of her bedside glass. ouroupariaed adj. Describing a drinker who clings decoratively to the nearest support before flowering into a complaint. oursinited adj. A drinker who has acquired a pale, mineral composure, save for the regrettable need to sit down.
ouselled adj. Sufficiently drunk to sit apart and sing plaintively while the rest of the party carries on.
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