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Otsego bassed adj. Still drunk, and lying quietly at the bottom of the evening like a fish in deep water. Garhett remained Otsego bassed beneath the snug table, contemplating the carpet in silence. Ottawaed (/ˈɒtəwəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a fellow drinker from a landmark, and inclined to greet both politely. Issa got Ottawaed and introduced herself to the pub sign before returning to her seat. Ottawanned (/ˈɒtəwənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole pub as home territory and give directions to people already seated. Shpresa became Ottawanned and directed Alberto towards the bar from three feet away. Ottawianed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably contain, and giving every stranger civic advice. Tahan was Ottawianed, explaining council matters to Fayyaz over the remains of a pint. Otterhounded adj. You have drunk enough to follow every interesting smell in the building, preferably with your nose down. Jonnathan became Otterhounded and tracked the kitchen's chips by scent alone. Otto engined adj. Of a drinker: internally combustible, rhythmically repetitive, and still running after the sensible stopping point. Areena was Otto engined, revving through the same anecdote whenever the room fell quiet. Ottomacked adj. Of a drinker who has occupied the valley between two tables and refuses all invitations to leave it. Bettylee was Ottomacked between the snug and the fruit machine, guarding both territories. Ottomanisted (/ˈɒtəmənɪstd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every disagreement becomes a campaign for a larger drinking arrangement. Amyla became Ottomanisted and proposed uniting both tables under one drinks order. Ottomanizationed adj. The state of being drunk and gradually assimilating every nearby conversation, chair, and bar snack into one empire. Shaylyn grew Ottomanizationed, annexing Marguel's table and the bowl of salted peanuts. Ottomanned (/ˈɒtəmənd/) adj. A drinker who has absorbed the entire pub into his administration, including the ashtray. Bonne was Ottomanned and reorganised the tables before ordering another half. Ottomannessed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub feel ceremonially grand and himself slightly in charge. Aviary became Ottomannessed and requested the house lights be adjusted for court proceedings. Ottomited adj. Drunk on the strength of an empire, and now governing the kebab shop. Amarylis became Ottomited and appointed the barmaid provincial governor. Ottowanned adj. Having drunk enough to misremember the name of the place while remaining certain you have lived there for years. Shantrel got Ottowanned and told Aamiya where the local bus stopped, despite being in the pub. Otuhoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and plural in every respect except the number of people listening. Teneshia grew Otuhoed and addressed the coat stand as a delegation. Oudenarded adj. Drunk by the third round, and elaborately decorative until required to find the lavatory. Tilla became Oudenarded, arranging foliage in the conversation before asking for directions. Oudin coiled adj. Of a drinker who has become a source of high-voltage exchanges, with bystanders sensibly keeping clear. Verlane went Oudin coiled and made every passing remark discharge across the table.