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outdoor educationed adj. A drinker who converts a short walk home into organised instruction involving hazards, teams and unnecessary reflection. outdoor officered adj. A drinker so far gone that the pavement, warehouses and taxi rank require customs inspection. outdoor reliefed adj. The state of being drunk and assisted beyond the premises, usually by someone with a coat. Mareta was outdoor reliefed after being discovered asleep beside the closed tobacconist. outdoor voiced adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken ordinary conversation for a communication across open country. Pema was outdoor voiced, addressing the far end of the table from two feet away. outdooringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and ceremonially presented to the morning air before being given a name. outdoornessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring the open air for recovery, conversation and occasional staring. Andera became outdoornessed before breakfast and spent an hour studying frost beside the shed. outdoors voiced adj. Drunk on the strength of a voice intended to carry across the garden, and still using it indoors the next morning. Aciano was outdoors voiced by breakfast, addressing the kettle from the far end of the kitchen. outdoorsed (/aʊtˈdɔː(ɹ)zd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and found outside the building with no clear memory of choosing to leave. outdoorsinessed adj. Still drunk, and displaying a regrettable conviction that every household task belongs in the open air. Eythen was outdoorsinessed, attempting to toast bread on the patio before anyone found the toaster. outdoorsmanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a camping trip from standing beside the bins in a dressing gown. outdoorsmanshipped adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat finding the shed in daylight as an outdoor pursuit requiring considerable skill. outdoorsnessed adj. Having drunk enough to regard four walls as an unreasonable arrangement for the morning. Eliejah remained outdoorsnessed until noon, wrapped in a coat beside the flowerbeds. outdoorspersonned adj. Having drunk more than the forecast could reasonably account for, yet still planning a walk before breakfast. outdoorswomanned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the muddy back garden as a suitable venue for serious exploration. outdoorswomanshipped adj. Of a drinker: equipped for a midnight expedition to the garden, though the destination is the fridge. outdoorweared adj. You are drunk and dressed for weather that has not occurred, including a coat over nightclothes. Ishita was outdoorweared by breakfast, wearing two coats beneath the kitchen skylight.