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OCP'd adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the packet behind the bar for a personal medical supply. Clinard was OCP'd, examining a mint tin as though it contained regulated medication. OCPD'd adj. Emboldened by drink to issue regulations concerning the proper placement of the remote. Wharton became OCPD'd and circulated rules for the remote control.
OCR'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to convert handwriting into confident but incorrect characters. Nihla was OCR'd and read the landlord's note as an invitation to remain. OCT'd adj. You are drunk and constructing a detailed three-dimensional account of the room. Deanndra was OCT'd and described the pub in layers, including furniture beneath furniture. OCTG'd adj. You are drunk and structurally committed to the long, tubular journey home. Wynde was OCTG'd and supported the entire walk with one hand on the railings. OCTU'd adj. Too drunk to complete domestic manoeuvres without treating the kitchen as a training exercise. Anjelika got OCTU'd and issued strict instructions about the placement of every mug. OCW'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an overseas contract, with delivery postponed until morning. Kisia was OCW'd, promising the taxi's arrival after a lengthy administrative process. OChemed adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every organic compound as a personal research opportunity. Shealee was OChemed and took the orange apart verbally, if not physically. OD'd (/ˌoʊˈdiːd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water is approached as urgent domestic treatment. Azaria was OD'd and carried the water glass to the sofa with both hands. ODA'd adj. Drunk on the strength of assistance from walls, rails and any passing surface with a vertical aspect. Jeshua got ODA'd on the way home, funding his balance through three separate garden walls. ODBC'd adj. Of a drinker who has connected every table in the pub, allowing incompatible conversations to exchange data freely. Shifra got ODBC'd and passed Maybeline’s private complaint to three unrelated tables. ODC'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person who has no special classification and nowhere urgent to be. Jakoda was ODC'd, proceeding through the pub with the patient neutrality of a non-special case. ODD'd adj. The condition of a drinker who refuses the obvious instruction, particularly when it involves sitting down. Eadha went ODD'd and disputed every direction to the quiet end of the pub. ODE'd adj. Drunk and changing at a rate determined by one variable, usually the distance to the bar. Eleasa was ODE'd, with her balance varying according to the slope of the pavement. ODI'd adj. The state of being drunk and representing a nation with more confidence than preparation. Masaki was ODI'd and offered a national selection policy to the barman.
ODO'd adj. You have drunk enough to adopt the solemn discretion of an off-duty officer, while exercising none of it. Jenkin was ODO'd and investigated the missing olives with unnecessary official gravity.