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outersided adj. Drunk to the point where every decision is made from the outward-facing side of the problem. outerthicknessed adj. Drunk enough to require several overlapping explanations before one decision can be made. Hady became outerthicknessed, adding another rationale each time the taxi was mentioned. outerweared adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing clothing from the things one merely happens to be wearing. Rickia went outerweared, wearing every garment available without identifying any of them. outerwebed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the visible edge seems sufficient, and reaching further for support. Annamaria was outerwebed, extending one hand beyond the table for a glass already in reach. outfalled adj. Still drunk, and departing from the pub with the sudden determination of a garrison that has chosen now, specifically, to act. outfangenthefed adj. Drunk, with the result that misplaced authority follows you beyond your proper ground and confiscates the evening's belongings. Tamicia became outfangenthefed and attempted to adjudicate a stranger's lost umbrella outside the estate. outfangthefed adj. A drinker who has claimed the sofa, the biscuits and every household object within reach. Bilaal sat among the cushions, outfangthefed, and retained the remote as forfeited property. outfangthiefed (/ˈaʊtfaŋθiːfd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that anything carried away from the kitchen is treated as personal property. outfeeded adj. Sharpened by drink into moving split firewood steadily from the kitchen door towards an imagined waiting pile. Gambit became outfeeded and shifted every log beside the hearth into a neat procession. outfield playerred adj. Drunk to the point where every person outside the immediate conversation is assigned a defensive position. outfielded adj. Emboldened by drink to patrol the far side of the sitting room, well beyond the furniture. outfieldered adj. Drunk enough to patrol the outer reaches of the gathering while claiming responsibility for its boundaries. Stafford got outfieldered and spent twenty minutes covering the corridor without leaving the party. outfieldinged adj. Drunk past the point of joining the discussion, but still convinced the perimeter is under control. Amelia-noor became outfieldinged and monitored the doorway instead of answering the question. outfieldsmanned adj. Too drunk to be stationed anywhere near the action, and positioned accordingly at some remove from what is happening. Nelya was outfieldsmanned by nine and watching events from the far end of the garden. outfightered adj. Drunk in a way that keeps every responsibility at arm's length while claiming tactical superiority. outfired adj. Drunk beyond the point where a visit to the kitchen resembles anything short of a domestic bonfire celebration. Gidgett was outfired, arriving at the kitchen with the solemnity of a visiting fire society.